Oceania I claim this forum in the name of Queensland!

Kahli I'm sure Am isn't that stupid that she needs to read it twoce

Barney the Dinosaur? No, what torture. My little cousin feels the need to watch that every second. Mind you, it is the same episode and then she wonders why nothing ever changes!

Thanks for the warm welcome! Ooh, let me know if your still trying to conquer the British forum, because I will gladly join in. Sorry Zyphyr, I'm with Kahli on this one. I'm a Queenslander, through and through Pigalek, nice username!

Anybody see the Olympics the other night? The short-speed skating? I cannot believe my eyes when I saw them all fall over on the last turn. Yet, Roy and HG had me in a fit of laughter about that afterwards.

"Here he goes, falling into the typical Aussie position"

Am

Queenslander? Am, I've just lost all respect for you.

That race had me in stitches for hours afterwards!

Am I'm afraid its into the padded cell with barney the dinosaur for you

You're going to need an extradition order for that, and since I'm in charge here SORRY - no dice.




'I'm in charge here' (when did this happen??? ? )

You in charge? Never!

I may have been a little pre-emptive in announcing that - especially considering I'm only lightheaded and not drunk.

*groan* Not barney....please anything but...

Am

~just wanders through aimlessly~

I'll tell you what - if Barney shows up in Qld we'll roshambo him so hard when he wakes up his audience will be extinct!

How does one get Roshambo'd hard??
Roshambo is actually the proper name for the game Rock, Paper, Scissors...
No matter what they say in South Park

i have no time for anything that happens in the real world!!!!



(Is it really? learn a new thing every day...)

That wasn't the name they used in Alex kid in Kenobi World

but as my master systems is bust i can't tell you what they called it

Another one in here is a gold mine of useless facts

I vote for Barney as ruler of Australia.

He may be purple, he may be a dinosaur, but at least he's not a Queenslander.

Why don't you just vote for me?
I ain't a queenslander
I ain't a dinosaur
I ain't barney
I'd be the first female ruler (porper not just a figure head)

Plus i have a Lemur...

So i other words... Go me!!

*puts hand up* I'm one of those useless facts manics.

Am

Ruler of Australia? Too much hard work! I'm just taking over this forum!

Vote 1 Piggles!

Did you know the goldfish has a memory of 5 seconds?

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Did you know the goldfish has a memory of 5 seconds?

yeah vote for me i'll do all your thinking for you

Oh goodie. I've always wanted to outsource my thinking department.





Now if I could only lease my bladder to an off-shore tax haven my life would be complete.

Oh God NO!! We're all going to die!!!

Well it was always on the cards.

Damn! And that rotten salesman promised that this snake oil would guarantee immortality!