Discussion in 'Archive: Your Jedi Council Community' started by Legolas327, Jan 14, 2002.
Bow before me! I am the one true Legolas of this forum! Bring it on fakes! *draws bow*
*predicts that more imposters claiming they are real will post here soon*
you've got at least one admirer--ME!
//ogles everyone, then runs into phone booth to change
EDIT: You'd better not use my phonebooth, I might have to change back into my main username to cheer me on.....
i will watch as the chaos unfolds.
//emerges from phonebooth
Haha, I saw Legolas327's underwear!
Anyway, uh... FEAR ME!!!!!
I shall return...
Hey, Legolas-_Lady, leggo my Legolas!
Legolas - You're mine babe
Wow, Legolas, did I ever tell you that you are absolutely gorgeous?
*shoots Immortal_Legolas* *throws underware into the crowd*
Surely I'm not the only Orc here?
*Whacks Legolas and his admirers with his trusty scimitar*
*dodges Uruk-Hai's sword* Maybe your master should teach you to fight!
I don't pretend to be Legolas, but I am his quiver. And it's hard work, let me tell you... he uses me an awful lot. A girl can take only so many arrows at once!
While everyone fawns over themselves and tries to stake some romantic claim on a victional character, I will be the first to claim Orlando Bloom. He's dreamy....
And since I claimed him first, he is mine! Don't touch! Look with your eyes, not your hands!
Oh, very well, have it your way.
//dodges out of way of arrow with the speed of a gazelle, makes cutie-boy faces at Leggo_my_Legolas and Legolas-_Lady, and strings bow with fifteen arrows and shoots them at the impostor
Hey! Don't hit the fans, even if they are not mine.
Stabes Uruk-hai with Sting, then runs off to the sidelines.
//gives Uruk-hai an I-am-so-much-better-than-you-it-is-not-even-funny-so-bring-it-on smile, then starts chopping them up
You shot the imposter! Why would you shoot yourself? ? Okay.....*runs up to Immortal_Legolas and hits him with a....um....rock*
Good thing I'm immortal!
//kicks Legolas327 in the groin
That was not very nice!
NOO! Not his precious groin! An archer is no good with a broken arrow. *pouts*
You don't seem to realize elves immortality only saves them from old age and sickness- battle can still kill them *glares at Immortal_Legolas* *runs to spoof thread*
i thought the battle was in the battle thread! take your fight elsewhere, boys!
i just sooooooooo good.
Leggo_My_Legolas, he's all MINE! back off!
he's mine! my precious!
All this over an elf...
Sorry, people, but he just doesn't do it for me.
*looks at Immortal_Legolas from across thread* You got the wrong one!