I declare myself the ONE Legolas of this forum!

What is going on here! I know the truth. You are both impostors, both this weak pimp-daddy Immortal_Legolas guy and this puny Legolas327! The real Legolas could kill his foe with a single shot, regardless of distance. Allow me to demonstrate.

//strings bow with two arrows and fires both. They travel in two different directions

Edit: And would the rest of you please refrain from posting parody threads, you are going to get this one shut down too

 

What's a poor Uruk to do? So many foes and so many imposters. I'm retreating to the battle thread.

 

You two are gonna have to fight him off me, Lady-_Legolas and Leggo_my_Legolas. You'll never get him! Muahaha.

 

Do not be fooled by these imitations! I am the first, the original, Legolas.

 

Just get in the battle thread, you silly goose.

 

Let this thread sink- you can decide which of you looser's (for not making Aragorn socks ) is the real one later- we have a Dark Lord to destroy!

 

I also made an Aragorn sock, so if you want to fight, we'll do it later... loser who is nowhere near as attractive as Boromir. But for now, onward! Let the battle begin!

 

Ok, just so you all I know, I really am the real Aragorn, and am not a sock. I have socks, but that's another story

 

//prepares to fight Aragorn327

 

Oh dear.

//backs away from thread.