I don't really care for nuts much

And while we're on the topic, who came up with the name walnut? What were they thinking?!

 

Nah nut's aren't really my favourite thing either. You'll have to ask Chet or Garrett about that.
The walnut is called a Walnut because generally people start nutting walls after eating them.

EDIT: Or perhaps that's just me.

 

Nuts stink

// stands near AFi and pulls face

Especially ALMONDS

// makes sign of the cross

 

Mm. Especially Marc Almonds.

 

//Invents almond smelling perfume and gives to TTG.

 

there are so many smutty replies i could make to this, i'm not going to bother.

ask afi about nuts.

hes an expert "nutcracker"

 

the name walnut comes from the fact that it was discovered and marketed by walmart

 

lol @ The_Maker

 

LOL @ TM

Theres a lot of disrespect for nuts here, do people not appreciate the age old delights of the nut?

 

Mmmmmm macadamia nuts

 

//runs into thread carrying edith

//looks around

//hides

 

ah nuts!

 

// looks left and right

Garrett are you hiding behind Chet's nuts again?

 

have a look at the court case thread for a nasty surprise ttg!

 

bald nuts or hairy nuts????

 

Bald.

Who loves yer baby

 

Ewww! Hairy nuts!

climbs a tree

 

Beth's off to find coconuts

 

Never trust a man who shaves his nuts...

 

No need to warn anyone. We already know not to trust you.

 

What if he shaves his nuts *and* his eyebrows meet in the middle?

 

Then he'll look like one of your missing link soccer players.

 

As opposed to one of your eloquent and highly evolved American "football" players?

 

Yours look worse.

 

Ours aren't made up of missing links.

EDIT: God I hate it when I come up with something that's already been said.