JCC i don't unnderstand how society works

someone explain it to me please

ps first person to lmgtfy wins a prize

 

Consider yourself shunned from it. That's all you need to know.

 

Because I like prizes.

 

They don't even like discussing fruit. This society is a worthless one to understand.

 

Hudzucker Proxy

 

When was the last time you enjoyed some nice, juicy plums?

 

They are harder to find now. The last time I visited the grocer the stock looked questionable so I deferred to the next visit. Happily, though, I did mange to get hold of six kiwis for a snack two days ago.

 

Six Kiwis isn't a snack, six Kiwis is an orgy.

 

They really aren't very big though. It took not more than one hour.

 

I find it's succinctly and unambiguously described by this image:

 

Do you have a preference for smaller Kiwis? Do they taste better? Easier on your mouth? Would you turn down a nice big Kiwi?

 

Read the news. Clearly, society doesn't work.

 

have you ever purposely misgendered me?

 

You keep asking this. What's the matter? Did someone call you a girl? They probably just meant you're a bit of a sissy.

 

She is a girl, *******.

I meant to tell you I ate the ones that were in the icebox and which you were probably saving for breakfast. Forgive me.

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=society
What's my prize?

 

I went to my second cousin's wedding, where the groom wore his best black jeans and Stetson, and the bride switched into cutoff jean shorts and her best Tweety Bird t-shirt for the after party.

 

Calm down, fellah.

 

She's a woman.

 

They simply don't exist. I've tried to search the cultivars and breeders. I can still take apart anything I find given a few minutes and a halfway decent paring knife.

It's not your fault. Any decent community should have enough fruit in every household to fill every stomach.

 

you would have been proud of me. my roommates threw a ABC "Anything But Clothes" party about a month ago and one of them was gonna wear a toga and i was like "but togas are clothes. its like wearing a kilt and calling that 'not clothes' because its not a common sartorial choice in our present culture". she eventually relented and constructed an outfit out of caution tape

 

I mean, was she going to wear an actual toga sewn as a toga or was she going to wrap a bedsheet around herself in a way reminiscent of a toga? Because bedsheets are neither togas nor clothes and I don't know if Jello would be proud of you suggesting that bedsheets are a legitimate substitute for a toga.

 

When does something become clothes? Is it still a bedsheets if it has been fashioned into a toga? If they're both made of cotton, when does one become a bed sheet and the other a toga? Can they ever stop being those things?

 

something becomes clothes when you attach it to your body so that party was either all naked people or based on an impossible premise.