JCC i don't unnderstand how society works

Togas were made of wool, not cotton.

 

I said if. It's a hyphenthetical.

 

It's technically a en dash, and it was wrong.

 

That wasn't my point anyway but just like you to get caught up in pedantry that doesn't even anything to do with the point of what I said so you can make yourself look better wow great job big person

 

They also weren't bed sheets, while we are keeping score.

 

How do you know? Did you go to this naked party with Mike?

 

I mean historically.

 

I agree with this in the strongest possible way. If a bed sheet becomes clothes, then the caution tape used becomes clothes.

 

No they don't. Clothes are intended from the outset to cover one's nakedness. Using something else for that purpose is not the same thing. A tree doesn't become clothes because you are naked and standing behind it. The darkness of night is not an item of clothing because no one can see you uncovered for the want of light. Being a blind person inside a blind colony is not clothes because there's no one who sees your revealed figure. Let's get a grip here.

 

Why are you the way that you are. This is pure buffoonery.

 

i have a permanent "plus one" reserved for wocky at all parties i attend. he has failed to accept thus far, however

 

He's always busy with a mouthful of kiwi. He's @jp-30's plus one.

 

this is a fabulous conversation, btw

good job starting it, me

 

Is there a flaw in my logic? If someone gets naked on camera and a technical error disrupts the recording, do electronical malfunctions this count as items of clothing?

 

You are fascinated with sex.

 

We're talking about wearing things. You don't wear electrical malfunctions. You don't put on the darkness (unless you're Bane maybe).

 

This is how society works. Take note hudzu.

 

also if you get so drunk that you're no longer embarrassed about being naked that counts as clothing. Am I in the right thread?

 

But your logic that things can become clothing because of incidental effects still applies. Conversely, are you claiming that a shirt is no longer an item of clothing the second someone stops actively wearing it? Your position is full of holes here.

I also haven't mentioned sex at all, Newt Gingrich.

 

No it doesn't. Things are fashioned into clothes. You don't get clothes off of a clothes tree, they have to be made.

I don't know what path you're going down, my only question is what defines clothing and when does an object become clothing. Of course you have extrapolated that into your own nonsensical idea and are now basing your ridiculous arguments on that reality you have constructed.

 

clothes were invented when people realized they were naked and literally covered themselves with leaves and stuff. you should read your bible.

 

I'm clothed in my own immodesty, cloaked in darkness, with my intentions veiled.