I dreamt I wrote "The Lord of the Rings" last night.......

My housemate said he overheard me..............I was Tolkien in my sleep.

HA HA HA

//thows himseld against fireplace in attempt to finnish the job.

Jesus, that was awful.

//still bears the bruises on his arse from a visit from monkey in the night...

It gets better.......Bruces and gravity don't mix.

LOL
crazy stuff

Still enjoying the Bruce's then?

It was quite quite ridiculous...

I had some Bruce's in bed. It was tres foul.

I wouldn't say enjoying, you should see the fudging mark on my temple! It's leathal.

//turns green at thought of Bruce's finest

Note to self:

Do not attempt to fly through the fireplace head first after a session on Bruce's.

See thats a pearl of wisdom I could of done with BEFORE saturday. You should write that stuff done, you'd be a millionaire.

LOL

Why did you try to go though the fire place anyway?

I heard there was a magical land beyond with pixies and fairies and other such creatures. I can't remember if i got there or not. I guess so, one of them left a Love bite in the weirdest place...............

//spits out hair

LMAO

Was this saturday then, must of been when I decieded to go to sleep

Somewhere between Saturday night and Sunday afternoon.

When you CHOOSE to sleep, so thats what Rob told you. You walking OK?

LOL

Yes, a little sore and a bit of a John Wayne walk though

Are you enjoying been watched still?

LOL

I'm being watched as well now.

@Monkey... at around 4am you thought it would be a great idea to burst into the living room and take a flying leap onto me. Except you missed

Instead you decided to headbutt the fireplace...!

I've gotta stop trying to Frog Splashes after a session, thats twice I've nearly killed myself when pissed.

"Like being watched" I'd have to say yes, it's an intense feeling. I feel all dirty

you always feel dirty though.

and you know you love it.

Oh yeah.
Actually today I feel rough. My throat is evily rough. I think a night on the Benylin and whisky may be needed.

How are you today anyway?

Not too bad, not crippled any more.

I'll tell you one thing, I've drunk sooooooo much Tea today...................

well - I've just made myself a cup of hot chocolate with mint.

so there

Sounds Spiffing, I had a mint Aero earlier. I didn't think it was that nice so I swapped it for a Mars bar. Much Nicer.


Would of preferred a Snickers though, now that I think about it.

Ho Hum.

Snickers would be too tough for me at the moment.


If I had a Snickers I would have swapped it for your Aero, but not the Mars bar.