I enjoy intercourse with pancakes

discuss.

 

*insert 'syrup, pancake, sex' joke here*

 

[image=http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/4115/pancakesausagena7.jpg]

 

I'm assuming that you think IHOP stands for 'I Hump Only Pancakes'?

 

Social or sexual?


-JR

 

I WILL lock this.
Pancakes are minors.

I've never seen a pancake over 18 years old.

 

I have decided to BANE A_J for 15 years.

 

Make it 18.
Then his pancakes will be old enough that he can enjoy them however he chooses.

 

Oh ****! I've been eating pancakes minutes after cooking them! 18 years?!?! Well, eating really isn't intercourse according to Clinton, maybe I can use the same excuse.

 

pancake shindig

 

You would. I doubt it's reciprocal.

 

It's perfectly reasonable to discern that a pancake's lifespan operates on a different biological clock as our own. A pancake is mature when it comes off the griddle, and then slowly ages. Within 20 minutes the pancake is usually dead and the warmth from its soft, supple body has left.

If we figure that it takes 5 minutes to make one's "batter", 3 minutes to cook to maturity, and 15 minutes total to die, and figure in the average lifespan of a human in relation to this (approx. 77 years), we can figure...

0-5 minutes gestation
5-8 minutes rapid growth to maturity
8-23 minutes living a fruitful life before dying

That gives us approximately .2987 minutes = 1 "pancake year."

Given that it takes 8 minutes from beating your batter to cooking the pancake, we can figure that at maturity, a pancake is (8 minutes / .2987 minutes per pancake year) = 26.78 years old at maturity.

I do not see any age restrictions with having sexual relations with a fully cooked pancake. However, if your relationship lasts longer than 15 minutes, you may be delving into the dark fetishes of "pancake necrophilia."

And if you're having intercourse with a half-cooked pancake -- that's just sick.

 

Moderators, please review this information and make a decision.

 

I think we need more information from A_J about the state of such pancakes he has been enjoying.
Were the pancakes still warm or were they stone cold?
Were they still gooey in the middle?


I haven't seen any pictures - nor do I want to.
We will take his word for it.

 

I do not think anything A_J says from this point on can be taken at face value.

Thus, I think the ban must stand.

 

Well then if it is a choice between looking at the pictures and keeping the ban, then I choose BAN.

 

I support the administration on this issue.

 

I support the prompt supporting of the administration.

 

A_J, this is disturbing news. Are you behind this?