"I find your lack of pants disturbing."

Discussion in 'NorthEast Regional Discussion' started by snap-hiss, Sep 7, 2001.

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  1. Woofer Jedi Master

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    Aug 27, 2001
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    "What is it?"

    "Its your father's pants. He wanted you to have it when you got older."
  2. Woofer Jedi Master

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    "Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your pants; did he?"
  3. snap-hiss Jedi Grand Master

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    "But with my pants down I can't even see, how am I supposed to fight?"
  4. snap-hiss Jedi Grand Master

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  5. KasiSaiful Jedi Padawan

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    Aug 11, 2001
    LEIA: Stop that! My pants are dirty.

    HAN: My hands are dirty, too. What are you afraid of?

    LEIA: (looking right into his eyes) Afraid?
  6. Jedi Bib Jedi Grand Master

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    Apr 16, 2000
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    "The pants! remember your failure in the pants!
  7. Woofer Jedi Master

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    A Special Edition quote:

    "Why did you have to pants poor Greedo like that?"
  8. snap-hiss Jedi Grand Master

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    Special Edition... ugh...

    "But why would Stormtroopers want to pants Jawas?


    !snap
  9. Woofer Jedi Master

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    "Look at the size of that thing!"
    "Cut the pants Red Two."
  10. snap-hiss Jedi Grand Master

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    how about an AOTC quote?

    "I will bring out your Padawan's pants and turn him to me."


    !snap
  11. ObiWill Jedi Master

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    Feb 24, 2001
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    Han will have those pants down! We've got to give him more time!



  12. Jedi Bib Jedi Grand Master

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    No spoilers please.....




    "Many Bothans died to bring us these pants..."
  13. snap-hiss Jedi Grand Master

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    Jedi Bib, do I detect a hint of Spaceghost in your sig?


    !snap
  14. Jedi Bib Jedi Grand Master

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    No, you do not detect any. I devoured him.
  15. snap-hiss Jedi Grand Master

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    LOL

    Have you ever seen the "ant" episode? The uncut version, where he follows the ant around for like 10 minutes?


    !snap
  16. Jedi Bib Jedi Grand Master

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    lol, no I haven't seen that one.


    "And I thought these pants smelt bad on the outside..."
  17. snap-hiss Jedi Grand Master

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    If you ever get a chance to see it make sure you do. The first guest is Conan O'Brian.

    "And this one controls the pants."


    !snap
  18. PadawanNick Force Ghost

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    Jun 6, 2001
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    Hi. I'm from the Philly area, lurking mostly in the Fan Films Forum.
    I can't believe this is the first time I've been in here since I joined the JC.
    This looks like waaayyy too much fun:

    ANH
    "Awe, Uncle Owen, I was going to go to the Toshie station with my friends to get some pants."

    "These are not the pants you are looking for."

    "I'm not such a bad pilot myself, you know!"
    "Yeah, but where are you going to get pants?"

    "No, please! Alderan is a peaceful planet. We have no pants."

    "I hope that old man took care of the pants or this is going to be a really short trip."

    ESB
    "If they follow Imperial procedure, they'll dump their pants before making the jump to hyperspace."

    "Besides, I just made a deal that should keep the pants out of here for good."

    "I am your father! Search your pants Luke. You know this to be true."

    ROTJ
    "The Emperor is most displeased with your apparent lack of progress."
    "He asks the impossible. We need more pants."

    "What's wrong?"
    "I don't know. I just have a funny feeling. Like I'm never going to see my pants again."

    "Don't let him get away! Jam his pants. The center switch!"

    "I see you have constructed your own pants."

    "If you will not be turned to the Dark Side, perhaps your pants will!"

    TPM
    "I know these Trade Federation types. The pants will be short."

    "You have been trained well. They will be no match for you."
    "At last, we will have pants."

    "I have my own pants. The fastest ever built."

    "I'll try pants. That's a good trick."


    Have fun!
  19. snap-hiss Jedi Grand Master

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    "Your pants will freeze before you reach the first marker."


    !snap
  20. AT-AT_Commander Force Ghost

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  21. Relativity Jedi Knight

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    Sep 10, 2001
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    "pants does not matter."
  22. snap-hiss Jedi Grand Master

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    "Judge me by my pants do you? As well you should not."


    !snap
  23. snap-hiss Jedi Grand Master

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    "The pants are ray shielded, so we'll have to use proton torpedos."


    !snap
  24. Crix-Madine Force Ghost

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    Aug 7, 2000
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    "Rogue Three"

    "Copy Rogue Leader"

    "Wedge, I lost my pants, you'll have to make this shot"
  25. DarthSapient Jedi Youngling

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    Jun 26, 2001
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    Boba Fett: What if he dies? His pants are worth a lot to me.
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