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NorthEast "I find your lack of pants disturbing."

Discussion in 'NorthEast Regional Discussion' started by snap-hiss, Sep 7, 2001.

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  1. Woofer

    Woofer Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Aug 27, 2001
    "What is it?"

    "Its your father's pants. He wanted you to have it when you got older."
     
  2. Woofer

    Woofer Jedi Padawan star 4

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    "Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your pants; did he?"
     
  3. snap-hiss

    snap-hiss Jedi Master star 5

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    Aug 23, 2001
    "But with my pants down I can't even see, how am I supposed to fight?"
     
  4. snap-hiss

    snap-hiss Jedi Master star 5

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    "Pants! Drop!"
     
  5. KasiSaiful

    KasiSaiful Jedi Youngling

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    LEIA: Stop that! My pants are dirty.

    HAN: My hands are dirty, too. What are you afraid of?

    LEIA: (looking right into his eyes) Afraid?
     
  6. Jedi Bib

    Jedi Bib Jedi Knight star 6

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    "The pants! remember your failure in the pants!
     
  7. Woofer

    Woofer Jedi Padawan star 4

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    A Special Edition quote:

    "Why did you have to pants poor Greedo like that?"
     
  8. snap-hiss

    snap-hiss Jedi Master star 5

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    Special Edition... ugh...

    "But why would Stormtroopers want to pants Jawas?


    !snap
     
  9. Woofer

    Woofer Jedi Padawan star 4

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    "Look at the size of that thing!"
    "Cut the pants Red Two."
     
  10. snap-hiss

    snap-hiss Jedi Master star 5

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    how about an AOTC quote?

    "I will bring out your Padawan's pants and turn him to me."


    !snap
     
  11. ObiWill

    ObiWill Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Han will have those pants down! We've got to give him more time!



     
  12. Jedi Bib

    Jedi Bib Jedi Knight star 6

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    Apr 16, 2000
    No spoilers please.....




    "Many Bothans died to bring us these pants..."
     
  13. snap-hiss

    snap-hiss Jedi Master star 5

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    Jedi Bib, do I detect a hint of Spaceghost in your sig?


    !snap
     
  14. Jedi Bib

    Jedi Bib Jedi Knight star 6

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    No, you do not detect any. I devoured him.
     
  15. snap-hiss

    snap-hiss Jedi Master star 5

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    LOL

    Have you ever seen the "ant" episode? The uncut version, where he follows the ant around for like 10 minutes?


    !snap
     
  16. Jedi Bib

    Jedi Bib Jedi Knight star 6

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    lol, no I haven't seen that one.


    "And I thought these pants smelt bad on the outside..."
     
  17. snap-hiss

    snap-hiss Jedi Master star 5

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    If you ever get a chance to see it make sure you do. The first guest is Conan O'Brian.

    "And this one controls the pants."


    !snap
     
  18. PadawanNick

    PadawanNick Jedi Master star 4

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    Jun 6, 2001
    Hi. I'm from the Philly area, lurking mostly in the Fan Films Forum.
    I can't believe this is the first time I've been in here since I joined the JC.
    This looks like waaayyy too much fun:

    ANH
    "Awe, Uncle Owen, I was going to go to the Toshie station with my friends to get some pants."

    "These are not the pants you are looking for."

    "I'm not such a bad pilot myself, you know!"
    "Yeah, but where are you going to get pants?"

    "No, please! Alderan is a peaceful planet. We have no pants."

    "I hope that old man took care of the pants or this is going to be a really short trip."

    ESB
    "If they follow Imperial procedure, they'll dump their pants before making the jump to hyperspace."

    "Besides, I just made a deal that should keep the pants out of here for good."

    "I am your father! Search your pants Luke. You know this to be true."

    ROTJ
    "The Emperor is most displeased with your apparent lack of progress."
    "He asks the impossible. We need more pants."

    "What's wrong?"
    "I don't know. I just have a funny feeling. Like I'm never going to see my pants again."

    "Don't let him get away! Jam his pants. The center switch!"

    "I see you have constructed your own pants."

    "If you will not be turned to the Dark Side, perhaps your pants will!"

    TPM
    "I know these Trade Federation types. The pants will be short."

    "You have been trained well. They will be no match for you."
    "At last, we will have pants."

    "I have my own pants. The fastest ever built."

    "I'll try pants. That's a good trick."


    Have fun!
     
  19. snap-hiss

    snap-hiss Jedi Master star 5

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    Aug 23, 2001
    "Your pants will freeze before you reach the first marker."


    !snap
     
  20. AT-AT_Commander

    AT-AT_Commander Jedi Master star 4

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    Jun 23, 2001
    Luke, I am your Pants!
     
  21. Relativity

    Relativity Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Sep 10, 2001
    "pants does not matter."
     
  22. snap-hiss

    snap-hiss Jedi Master star 5

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    "Judge me by my pants do you? As well you should not."


    !snap
     
  23. snap-hiss

    snap-hiss Jedi Master star 5

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    "The pants are ray shielded, so we'll have to use proton torpedos."


    !snap
     
  24. Crix-Madine

    Crix-Madine Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Aug 7, 2000
    "Rogue Three"

    "Copy Rogue Leader"

    "Wedge, I lost my pants, you'll have to make this shot"
     
  25. DarthSapient

    DarthSapient Jedi Youngling star 10

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    Jun 26, 2001
    Boba Fett: What if he dies? His pants are worth a lot to me.
     
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