"I find your lack of pants disturbing."

Discussion in 'NorthEast Regional Discussion' started by snap-hiss, Sep 7, 2001.

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  1. DarthSapient Jedi Youngling

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    Qui-Gon Jinn: Your pants were kind enough to offer us shelter.
  2. DarthSapient Jedi Youngling

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    Yoda: Your pants...you will not need them.
  3. TIEace Jedi Grand Master

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    "It's a (pair of) pants!"
  4. TIEace Jedi Grand Master

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    "When 900 years old they reach, look so good your pants will not."
  5. Jedi_Master_Mazzara Jedi Master

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    Jan 5, 2001
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    I can't believe nobody has used this one:

    The belt is the path to the pants side, the hoops lead to the belt, the belt leads to the buckle, and the buckle leads to the zipper.

    A Jedi uses the pants for knowledge and defense, never for attack.

    At last we will have our pants

    Pants can be a powerful ally...if used properly.

    That's the sound of a thousand terrible pants heading this way

    If pants are all you love, then that's what you'll recieve.
  6. Night4554 Jedi Grand Master

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    Oct 9, 2000
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    the odds of succesfully navigating pants is 3,652 to 1!!!

    unfortunetly i forget the exact odds :( [face_blush]
  7. DarthSapient Jedi Youngling

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    Leia: I love pants.

    Han: I know.
  8. TIEace Jedi Grand Master

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    "The pants are gangsters!"
  9. snap-hiss Jedi Grand Master

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    Aug 23, 2001
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    Chewie take the professor into the back and plug him into the hyper pants.


    !snap
  10. TIEace Jedi Grand Master

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  11. jedi_lingster Jedi Master

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    ANH

    "Feel the Pants Luke"

    "Looks like someone is taking an interest in your pants"

    ESB

    "Rouge leader to base. I found pants. repeat I found pants"


    "Pants Accepted Captain Needa."

    ROTJ

    "Get the pants, Point it at the deck!"


    TPM

    "My pants are showing?" (c-3p0 to r2 first meeting)

  12. TIEace Jedi Grand Master

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    "Better dead here, than dead in the pants. Yeeghads! What is mesa sayin'?"
  13. Jedi Bib Jedi Grand Master

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    Apr 16, 2000
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    "This is Rogue 2, I've pantsed them, repeat, I've pantsed them."
  14. Woofer Jedi Master

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    Aug 27, 2001
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    "Stop that! My pants are dirty!"
    "My pants are dirty, too. What are you afraid of?"

    D'oh! A variation of that was done already... OK then:

    "We have stolen a small Imperial pants. Disguised as a cargo ship and using a secret Imperial code..."
  15. Night4554 Jedi Grand Master

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    Oct 9, 2000
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    ROAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPANTSOOOOOOOORRRRRRRR

    :p :D

    The odds of successfully navigating pants are 3,720:1

    You don't need to see his pants

    ¤Night

  16. IG-3000 Jedi Padawan

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    Jan 31, 2002
    "Take them to the pants.Roger,Roger."
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