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JCC I Had an Erotic Dream Last Night...

Discussion in 'Community' started by Mortimer Snerd, Feb 17, 2014.

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  1. Mortimer Snerd

    Mortimer Snerd Force Ghost star 4

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    This is about MY dream, people. C'mon...
     
    Mortimer Snerd, Feb 17, 2014
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  2. Ramza

    Ramza Administrator Emeritus star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Must've been JoinTheSchwarz , I don't give preemptive warnings about the armed thugs, and Grimby and LAJ tend to delegate that.
     
    Ramza, Feb 17, 2014
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  3. BBQ Bill72

    BBQ Bill72 Jedi Padawan star 1

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    Was it Ellen DeGeneres??
     
    BBQ Bill72, Feb 17, 2014
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  4. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Shelf of Shame Host star 9 VIP - Game Host

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    Was it perhaps a dearly departed member of our sanctuary?
     
    I Are The Internets, Feb 17, 2014
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  5. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    Well this is awkward....
     
    Ender Sai, Feb 17, 2014
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  6. JoinTheSchwarz

    JoinTheSchwarz Former Head Admin star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Did you erotically lick Tunick's neckbeard?
     
    JoinTheSchwarz , Feb 17, 2014
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  7. Zapdos

    Zapdos Force Ghost star 5

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    moviefan? cus i don't think he swings that way. or any way
     
    Zapdos, Feb 17, 2014
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  8. Mortimer Snerd

    Mortimer Snerd Force Ghost star 4

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    These are all excellent guesses.
     
    Mortimer Snerd, Feb 17, 2014
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  9. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    Hell's the matter with you? You should ban yourself for that ****.
     
    Ender Sai, Feb 17, 2014
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  10. slightly_unhinged

    slightly_unhinged Jedi Master star 4

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    Well it can't be Bill. He's got that kind of ethereal beauty that's unattainable even in a dream.

    Who else is there? duende? Harpuah? We're rapidly running out of posters that would pass the Turing test here...
     
    slightly_unhinged, Feb 17, 2014
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  11. JoinTheSchwarz

    JoinTheSchwarz Former Head Admin star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    I'm glad you said Turing's and not Hare's.
     
    JoinTheSchwarz , Feb 17, 2014
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  12. slightly_unhinged

    slightly_unhinged Jedi Master star 4

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    Lot of research out there sayin' it's the folks in positions of power who fail that one, oh fearless leader :p

    Wait, I've got it... malkieD2. Nothing quite so erotic as the skirl o' the pipes and a plateful o' haggis.
     
    slightly_unhinged, Feb 17, 2014
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  13. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    Aye, and of course, what would malkie wear oonder his kilt?

    NOOTHIN.

    So hot roight noow
     
    Ender Sai, Feb 17, 2014
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  14. slightly_unhinged

    slightly_unhinged Jedi Master star 4

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    So Mort... in this dream did malkie toss your caber?
     
    slightly_unhinged, Feb 17, 2014
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  15. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent Chosen One star 10

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    Might as well use the process of elimination. It wasn't me was it?
     
    VadersLaMent, Feb 17, 2014
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  16. Mortimer Snerd

    Mortimer Snerd Force Ghost star 4

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    Not even Malkie has access to enough Lagavulin to make that happen.
     
    Mortimer Snerd, Feb 17, 2014
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  17. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    Please, if anyone had access, it'd be Malkie.


    Whilst some people may find creepy erotic, not all people do. In fact, most arguably do not.
     
    Ender Sai, Feb 17, 2014
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  18. Zapdos

    Zapdos Force Ghost star 5

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    i don't think he's talking about a nightmare, no
     
    Zapdos, Feb 17, 2014
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  19. Mortimer Snerd

    Mortimer Snerd Force Ghost star 4

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    It was genuinely passionate. It was...well....erotic. Completely out of the blue and I have no idea why it made so much sense either. Hmm...
     
    Mortimer Snerd, Feb 17, 2014
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  20. Darth Morella

    Darth Morella Force Ghost star 6

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    Juliet?
     
    Darth Morella, Feb 17, 2014
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  21. Harpua

    Harpua Chosen One star 9

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    I bet it was Pete.
     
    Harpua, Feb 17, 2014
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  22. Mortimer Snerd

    Mortimer Snerd Force Ghost star 4

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    Alas...twasn't...

    Although today is a new day, and I just had blood drawn so I'm coming off of a couple days without any alcohol, so I had no erotic dreams last night.
     
    Mortimer Snerd, Feb 18, 2014
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  23. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Shelf of Shame Host star 9 VIP - Game Host

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    Was it perhaps every single member of the JCC merged into one beautiful and exotic individual?
     
    I Are The Internets, Feb 18, 2014
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  24. Mr. K

    Mr. K Moderator Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Was it a member or their avatar?
     
    Mr. K, Feb 18, 2014
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  25. Zapdos

    Zapdos Force Ghost star 5

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    i bet it was my avatar. i have those dreams too
     
    Zapdos, Feb 18, 2014
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