Oceania I had the strangest dream...

I dreamt that I was back in Australia at my old school. So I go up and yell and scream at my friends (cos it was the first time I'd seen them in 3 years) and there all like "Yaaay!" So I walk up to the canteen and go to order something. It seemed to have change since last time I was there. It had turned into some kind of cross between normal tuckshop and gourmet oriental fast-food place. My friends go up and order this gigantic chicken leg 'coz it's "really yummy". So I go up to try it and OH GOD THE SMELL WAS SO DISGUSTING. I fall over and pratically spew on the grass. I was a mix of all the grossest smells in the world. Ugh.
And then this woman talks about the jugular veins and no bones and stuff and now I'm totally grossing out. SO I leave, wake up and now everything tastes like disgusting gross chinese gourmet chicken which is gross.

Even thinking about makes me want to puke.




?

 

Do you, erm, want to know what it means ?

 

even if he doesn't, i do

 

School is where you go for lessons, to gain knowledge. So you're looking for an answer.

The fact that you travelled all the way to Australia (and the past) to find the answer means you're looking hard, and probably have been for a while.

Screaming is a cry for help. So you've probably gotten sick of looking for the answer by yourself and want someone to help you.

So your at the canteen looking for food (food for thought, get it? ) And your friends are there eating a big chicken - but chicken is a flightless bird, so their ideas will never get off the ground. And you realise it's not what you were expecting, something is wrong. It's a disappointment. And it made you sick.

And then the woman is talking about veins and being boneless, which is all about the essence of life (blood) and getting down to the bare bones ... but there are no bones.


So, erm, in summary: You're looking for answers, the meaning of life, but you've just realised there may not be any, and well, you're not exactly happy about it...


Which is nice.

Glad you shared ?


Of course, that's erm, from a certain point of view ...

 

I agree.




That is the stragest dream.

 

OMG! TheOzHaggis! You just made it so damn crystal clear!

Seriously,
How did you do that? ?

 

I AM THE GREAT AND POWERFUL OZ!!!






erm, pay no attention to the man behind the keyboard...

 

How dare you expose my deep inner feelings like that!







Seriously, do you do that for a living or something?

 

Nope.

Exposing people's deep inner feelings is just a hobby...

 

Use your powers for good, not evil.

 

MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *cough*

 

He's at uni doing psychology...


DON'T TRUST A WORD HE SAYS!!

 

That's true.

I never tell the truth.

But then, if I never tell the truth, then it's not true that I never tell the truth, which means that I do tell the truth, but if I do tell the truth, then it's true that I never tell the truth, but if I never tell the truth ...



Umph. Brain hurts.

 

You will know... when you are calm. At peace. Passive. mmmmmmmmm...

 

Brain manipulators, Oz dear .

Am

 

Ever had the dream where you turn up to school naked?

 

That's no moon ... it's ... Nyder!

 

Should I be frightened if I have a positive reply to that, Nyder?

It is probably my insecurity talking to my semiconscious.

Am

 

Er, semiconscious?

You don't mean subconscious do you?
I've never heard of a semiconscious..

 

I have heard of semiconscoius..... it is the state I am in at the moment.......

Big Up St Pats!!!!

 

Yes, alright, point taken.
Somehow I don't think that's what she was referring to though.

 

Mmm...semiconsciousness...

 

Actually, being naked symbolises the true self - ie, the real you, stripped bare, exposed for all the world to see ... you in all your, erm, glory...


The important thing is how people react to it ... do they laugh? Shriek? Go blind?


It's basically your UNconscious telling you what it thinks of you.

 

I haven't had the naked dream but i did have a dream that i turned up to school in my PJs and everytime i went home and came back I'd only put on one item of school clothes and was still waering the rest of my PJs.
I swear the morning assembly i was sposed to be at during that dream lasted ofr two hours

 

Well, I guess I was in a semiconscious state when I posted that silly thing

I was referring to subconscious *whacks board green colours for good measure*

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