Syra, NY I hate seeing the first page with so many closed topic lines

So I started a new thread without much reason.

Ooh, I've got it, let's post random and innocuous comments here that have absolutely no meaningful meaning to each others daily lives!

I'll start:

I like pumpkin. Especially when it's caramalized or fried Chinese style.

or for another example:

I sneezed today. Quite a few times, actually.

 

"I was born at a very early age"
groucho marx

 

You can't actually write with a noodle.

 

Noodles and forks don't get along.

 

I was also born at a very early age - I was premature (That means I was born early)

 

i wonder what it would feel like to shove a lightsabre up your nose. A lighted one, of course.

 

Persnickity is so a word

 

*sings* somewere over the rainbow *stops singing*

 

*Way up high, there's a board that I heard of once from a nutty guy*

(actually, it was a great gal - Katana - but it didn't rhyme)

 

FRECKLES!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BANANAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DOUBLE YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

All you have to do on this board is buyt a bag of peanuts and they write a song about you.

(BTW, those locked threads are my bad, I ask the mods to lock 'em so you guy's can't post)

Where are my colours?

*Goes and looks for colours*

 

my face feels funny......actually, it feels like its been run over by a truck.....

 

A dose of Zen

1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either; just leave me the hell alone.
2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.
3. It?s always darkest before dawn. So if you?re going to steal your neighbour?s newspaper, that?s the time to do it.
4. Don?t be irreplaceable; if you can?t be replaced, you can?t be promoted.
5. No one is listening until you make a mistake.
6. Always remember you?re unique, just like everyone else.
7. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
8. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
9. It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.
10. If you think nobody cares if you?re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
11. Before you criticise someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticise them, you?re a mile away and you have their shoes.
12. If at first you don?t succeed, then skydiving is not for you.
13. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
14. If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
15. Don?t squat with your spurs on.
16. If you tell the truth, you don?t have to remember anything.
17. If you drink, don?t park; accidents cause people.
18. Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield.
19. Don?t worry, it only seems kinky the first time.
20. Good judgement comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
21. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
22. Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of a raindance.
23. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
24. Duct tape is like the force; it has a light side & a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
25. There are two theories about arguing with women. Neither one works.
26. Generally speaking, you aren?t learning much when your mouth is moving.
27. Experience is something you don?t get until just after you need it.
28. Never miss a good chance to shut up

 

It's okay, I know the purpose, but it still makes me