JCC I Have 35 Tinder Matches

itt you guys decide between Aaron, Steve, or Noah and I keep you posted about the consequences

 

i noah steve... he's alright.

 

Over the course of the past few weeks, I only have two, no one responded to my "two eggs are sitting in a frying pan, first egg turns to the other and goes 'Geez, it's hot in here' Second egg goes 'Holy ****, it's a talking egg!" joke. I think that's a solid line! Also I make a Kylo Ren reference in my profile that goes "to paraphrase a wise man, I will finish what you started .... by being the perfect match!" C'mon, that's gold!

 

Steve just messaged me and said 'you looking to ****?'

Itt tell me what to say

 

'Paper cups?? For??'

 

Oh dear lord... for you to spit into, mang.


... uh, in case chewing tobacco is your thing.

 

DONT LET HIM STUMP YOU JELLO COME ON

 

Yes it is.

 

Oh ****. Dillion said I should bring the paper cups

 

TWIST

 

Choose your own adventure? I choose whatever option will get me brutally killed the quickest.

 

^^ He has a point... be careful that you're not dealing with some redneck looking to kill a gay/bi man. Tinder sounds almost as scary as craigslist.


//Debbie Downer

 

I wasn't trying to make a point, but I'll go with it if it makes me seem smarter.

 

No no no, that's Grindr. Tinder is for serial killers with all sorts of victim profiles.

 

they all sound horrible, prenn.

 

TOO MUCH VARIETY GUYS

 

lol.... stump