JCC I have delicious toast snacks for everybody.

Depends on the cheese....I only like marble on toast.

 

Sounds hard on the teeth.

 

I like toast, but it is not one of my favourite foods. May I still join the party?

 

Sure, because you were so polite.

 

I'm a purist, I eat toast dry. If I need extra flavour, I burn it.

 

Beer and/or rum goes great with toast.

 

I have just eaten the Ravioli in the Colours of the Kingdom of Naples filled with Scottish Lobster, Salmon and Ginger from the Windward Islands and topped with Deep Fried Leeks on Artisan Bespoke Toast.
It was better than any toast I have ever eaten before. I don't think even a chef robot could make toast thast tastes this good. That toast was so good that it went to food heaven and God is now eating it too.

 

This is kind of awkward, but God doesn't eat lobster (Leviticus 11:12), so I'm not sure who it is that's eating your toast in food heaven.

 

David Bowie

 

Yeah, he only said that because he wanted all the lobster for himself. When man realised this and began to eat lobster on toast, God then allowed lobster that had been eaten on toast, into a subcategory of heaven where he could re-eat all the tastiest food eaten by man. Most of it on toast.

 

Crusty joke.