FF:WA I have Jar Jar held for ransom

Greetings. I live in NSW. I have Jar Jar Binks. I am a member of NSW Fanforce. Your Sith Magician lost him when he was here. I have no qualms in cutting Jar Jar up and sending him back a piece at a time. Stay posted to find out how you can avoid this.
The NSW Terrorist.

Go ahead , chop him to bits , i won't cry

In this situation dont we do something along the lines of shoot the hostage?

Just as soon as we can cut the power to NSW, I'll go back in and get him.
*prepares HK MP5K submachine gun, pulls pin on stun grenade.*

What are you all willing to do for the safe return of this pathetic life form?

Mesa bein treated pitty okeyday
but not for very much longer time to speak-a-whiff
desa guys, dey mean what dey

*does a funny little jig*

that enough for his return? its all i got..

Its not polite to do nasty things to Georges bastard child

On the other hand a killing here and there is always good for ratings

Will prolly help lucasarts clear their excess stock of BBJ merchandise - so yer Mr Terrorist do your worst

I was under the impression that we did not negotiate with terrorists ( or is that the US govt. ? )

I think that's pretty much a universal policy, mainly because if one country gets a rep for doing deals with terrorists, that country will become a target for all time.

I know you guys just became official, but you already have a policy for dealing with terrorists?
Anyway, we're still having our evil way with the gungan over here...

The joke's on you. That's not Jarjar at all. You only got his decoy. Jarjar's been free all along.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I have a 4 year old jedi here, who will force choke you if anything happens to his little floppy-eared friend.

He'll force choke him? PL, have you turned to the dark side?

Me? No.

But Aaron, have you seen that kid with a lightsabre? He can be positively vicious.

Very well then, we have one demand and then we will release him.
Convince Qld to hand over Jedi Paulaw. we have some experiments we would like to conduct.

Convince us.... CONVINCE US????

Gees all you had to do was ask!

He's yours!!!

All in the name of Jar-Jar's freedom of course. We wouldn't normally just let you take him! ( heavy sarcasm alert )

if u find several bruises on his head , it didn't do it , i didn't hit him with the whacking stick

These guys spent Friday night shooting weapons-not only do they have a policy, they have the means to enforce it.
I'd give Jar Jar Back(so we can put him in the cage where he belongs)

I have it on good authority that Bar Bar will be back with us soon.
Unfortunately....

cool

We have mailed off the Gungan as requested,
When do we get Jedi Paul?

Hey Paul, come here...
*stands in front of packing carton, packing tape, scissors and ducttape*

HEY!!! there's wrapping involved... how come I wasn't notified???

yeh , 30 pieces of paper later