FF:WA I have Jar Jar held for ransom

Discussion in 'Oceania Discussion Boards' started by The_NSW_Terrorist, May 4, 2001.

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  1. The_NSW_Terrorist Jedi Youngling

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    May 4, 2001
    Greetings. I live in NSW. I have Jar Jar Binks. I am a member of NSW Fanforce. Your Sith Magician lost him when he was here. I have no qualms in cutting Jar Jar up and sending him back a piece at a time. Stay posted to find out how you can avoid this.
    The NSW Terrorist.
  2. JediLeia21 Jedi Youngling

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    Dec 7, 2000
    star 4
    Go ahead , chop him to bits , i won't cry
  3. Stinky_jawa Jedi Master

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    Dec 7, 2000
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    In this situation dont we do something along the lines of shoot the hostage? :eek:
  4. Sith Magician Force Ghost

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    Sep 14, 1999
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    Just as soon as we can cut the power to NSW, I'll go back in and get him.
    *prepares HK MP5K submachine gun, pulls pin on stun grenade.*
  5. The_NSW_Terrorist Jedi Youngling

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    May 4, 2001
    What are you all willing to do for the safe return of this pathetic life form?
  6. barbarjinks Jedi Knight

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    Dec 2, 2000
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    Mesa bein treated pitty okeyday
    but not for very much longer time to speak-a-whiff
    desa guys, dey mean what dey
  7. Stinky_jawa Jedi Master

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    Dec 7, 2000
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    *does a funny little jig*

    that enough for his return? its all i got..
  8. Chiron_au Jedi Knight

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    Feb 17, 2001
    Its not polite to do nasty things to Georges bastard child

    On the other hand a killing here and there is always good for ratings

    Will prolly help lucasarts clear their excess stock of BBJ merchandise - so yer Mr Terrorist do your worst
  9. Aztek Force Ghost

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    Apr 12, 2001
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    I was under the impression that we did not negotiate with terrorists ( or is that the US govt. ? )
  10. Ghost_of_Caesar Jedi Master

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    Nov 27, 2000
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    I think that's pretty much a universal policy, mainly because if one country gets a rep for doing deals with terrorists, that country will become a target for all time.
  11. The_NSW_Terrorist Jedi Youngling

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    May 4, 2001
    I know you guys just became official, but you already have a policy for dealing with terrorists?
    Anyway, we're still having our evil way with the gungan over here... [face_devil]
  12. soneil Jedi Master

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    Nov 30, 2000
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    The joke's on you. That's not Jarjar at all. You only got his decoy. Jarjar's been free all along.
  13. Princess_Lego Jedi Knight

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    Dec 4, 2000
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    I don't know about the rest of you, but I have a 4 year old jedi here, who will force choke you if anything happens to his little floppy-eared friend.
  14. Sith Magician Force Ghost

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    Sep 14, 1999
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    He'll force choke him? PL, have you turned to the dark side?
  15. Princess_Lego Jedi Knight

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    Dec 4, 2000
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    Me? No.

    But Aaron, have you seen that kid with a lightsabre? He can be positively vicious.
  16. The_NSW_Terrorist Jedi Youngling

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    May 4, 2001
    Very well then, we have one demand and then we will release him.
    Convince Qld to hand over Jedi Paulaw. we have some experiments we would like to conduct.
  17. Kahlan72 Jedi Master

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    Dec 27, 2000
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    Convince us.... CONVINCE US????

    Gees all you had to do was ask!

    He's yours!!!

    All in the name of Jar-Jar's freedom of course. We wouldn't normally just let you take him! [face_clown] ( heavy sarcasm alert )
  18. JediLeia21 Jedi Youngling

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    Dec 7, 2000
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    if u find several bruises on his head , it didn't do it , i didn't hit him with the whacking stick ;)
  19. mutley Jedi Master

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    Nov 13, 1998
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    These guys spent Friday night shooting weapons-not only do they have a policy, they have the means to enforce it.
    I'd give Jar Jar Back(so we can put him in the cage where he belongs) :)
  20. Sith Magician Force Ghost

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    Sep 14, 1999
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    I have it on good authority that Bar Bar will be back with us soon.
    Unfortunately....
  21. JEDIPAULAW Jedi Grand Master

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    Dec 7, 2000
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  22. The_NSW_Terrorist Jedi Youngling

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    May 4, 2001
    We have mailed off the Gungan as requested,
    When do we get Jedi Paul?
  23. Sith Magician Force Ghost

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    Sep 14, 1999
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    Hey Paul, come here...
    *stands in front of packing carton, packing tape, scissors and ducttape*
  24. Grizzly Jedi Master

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    Jul 22, 2000
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    HEY!!! there's wrapping involved... how come I wasn't notified??? :(
  25. JediLeia21 Jedi Youngling

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    Dec 7, 2000
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    yeh , 30 pieces of paper later :p
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