I have to go to a wedding

And I don't know anything about weddings. What do I do.

 

Have sex with the Best Man.

 

...that's really funny that you should say that...


you stalking me?

 

No...but I am the best man....

 

Do you have any responsibilities, like Matron of Honour, etc...?


-JR

 

Not that I know of, she just asked me today if I can go... she mentioned me sitting at the same table as the best man, but that was it.

 

Okay, if you're with the best man that means that you are likely on the 'top table'.

So behave yourself, parents of the bride and groom should be on that table too, along with the happy couple. So no fondling the best man until later on the dance floor.




-JR

 

I don't like the best man, but I used to be madly into him. Got a man now though, so I'm good.

 

why dont u like him anymore?

 

He's a coke addict.

 

*bites tongue*


Edit: I never did coke. And I resent the implication!

 

No wonder she dumped you, Suds.

 

weddings are fun

 

Wedding? I love weddings! Drinks all around!

 

Rum?

 

Is underage drinking allowed at weddings?

 

As long as no one who would care notices.

 

In other words: Drink up!