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RPR Archive I have uncovered a conspiracy that will destroy us all...

Discussion in 'Role Playing Resource Archive' started by Reynar_Tedros, Apr 2, 2008.

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  1. Reynar_Tedros

    Reynar_Tedros Jedi Master star 6

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    It is sad, but nevertheless true. As most of you know (well, any of you who has taken a look at our lovely header recently), we have two new mods watching over us now, replacing our beloved NaboosPrincess from her throne. Exciting, right? Well, you could say that, I guess. It is a change in scenery, after all, and could result in some changes around here. However, every one of those changes, as I am about to prove to you, will result in our ultimate demise.

    Why? It absolutely pains me to show you these recently discovered documents containing information that proves Imperial_Hammer and Saintheart have not our best interests at heart, but theirs, and theirs only. I must warn you: what you are about to see is extremely disturbing.

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    THE DOWNFALL OF THE RPF - PART I

    [image=http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/1138/pm03sa4.jpg]

    [image=http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/5156/pm203pz2.jpg]

    [image=http://img518.imageshack.us/img518/11/pm303tp6.jpg]

    [image=http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/7606/pm403nh3.jpg]

    [image=http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/6360/pm503ir4.jpg]

    [image=http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/1451/pm603ii2.jpg]

    [image=http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/4646/pm703wm0.jpg]

    [image=http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/7351/pm803cp3.jpg]

    [image=http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/5643/pm903vs3.jpg]

    [image=http://img377.imageshack.us/img377/972/pm1003eq1.jpg]

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    *wipes tear* Pack your bags, RPFers. It's time to find a new home.

    St. Edit: And it's time to find a new home for this thread, too. :)

    I_H Edit: Oh Reynar, a nice attempt, but April Fools Day was yesterday. If only you could have been a bit faster. ;)
     
  2. Darth_Vaders_cousin

    Darth_Vaders_cousin Jedi Knight star 5

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    Wow Reynar those are pretty convincing. Of course, by posting those you implicated yourself as being a mastermind hacker and threatened all of Imp's credibility since you magically can access his account. For all we know you could be posting as Imp right now and have the real Hammer locked up in your mom's Basement next to your computer.


    Or, of course, you could be a cleaverly disguised Sock created by the Great Hammer which he has kept secret for all this time waiting for his chance to use as a spy and to run multiple games in the forums (against Mod Rules BTW)


     
  3. SephyCloneNo15

    SephyCloneNo15 Jedi Knight star 5

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    Perhaps Imp is a sock of Reynar, the sock of Saint, who's actually LSA's sock...
     
  4. Darth_Vaders_cousin

    Darth_Vaders_cousin Jedi Knight star 5

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    Damn that makes almost perfect sense...except Reynar would be the sock of Imp, the sock of Saint, the sock of LSA. Just so the dates match up and all...


    You know, that would make LSA...

    73|-| L337 64|\/|3R!!!!
     
  5. Reynar_Tedros

    Reynar_Tedros Jedi Master star 6

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    Wrong. I made the Saintheart account in 2000, and then LSA in 2001.

    Therefore, Reynar is the sock of Imp, the sock of LSA, the sock of Saintheart, the sock of... oh, wait, I haven't revealed that yet. [face_shhh]
     
  6. Darth_Vaders_cousin

    Darth_Vaders_cousin Jedi Knight star 5

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    Mitth is the only person I can think of from the RP Forums with a date older than Saint's...that must be your originator!




    Edit: Locking your own thread before the truth is revealed. Evil. Pure Evil.
     
  7. Saintheart

    Saintheart Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    A bold attempt, Reynar, but it suffers from the deficiency that I would never use the exquisitely nongrammatical expression "going pleasurable".

    Thread locked because this really should be in one of the Social Threads, not in the Role Playing Resource forum.
     
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