I just found out my mom was in PORN!!!! [face_puke]

I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!

My friend and I were talking on the phone the other day, and he said that this girl in some porn movie he was watching looked like my mom. Of course I thought he was joking.

But then we hung out at his place today and he showed me the video.

He said my face was the funniest thing he saw, and he's been telling everyone about my reaction. damn bastard...

Anyway, WTH?!

Not even a goddamn home video--but an actual movie!!!

I'm so grossed out beyond belief...I haven't been able to look or talk to her. I don't even know if my dad knows...


Now I know how Pamela Anderson's kids are gonna' feel like

 

Right.

 

I'd ask your mom before you assume anything, because it could be someone who looks like her.

 

Is it recently made, or something made like 20 years ago. 'Cuase man, we all have a past and skeletons in our closet.

 

Either liar, liar, pants on fire or PPOR.

 

Is your real name Cartman?

 

She had long hair and was skinny, so I guess it was before I was born.

But that's not a skelaton! That's a friggin' GRAVEYARD!!!!

 

Don't feel too bad, kids with MIL*'s never have a shortage of friends.

droideka EDIT: tsk tsk you can't use that abbreviation

 

yeah, i don't think so.

 

Is she hot?
What types of moves is she performing?

 

Uber pwnt.

 

I should have known better than to post this here, with all these horny nerds about

 

Take that back. I'm a dork, not a nerd. Nerds is smart.

 

yep. PWNED LIKE A DAMN DIRTY APE

 

So she had sex with some people and made a film. Big deal. You're just freaked because it is messing with your preconceived notions about her past life. News flash: people have pasts. You have to look pasts those past and look at them for what they are since you have known them.

If it was a video of her being gangbanged last week, then yeah, I'd freak too. Something that happened before I was even born, no biggie.

But if you still can't cope, talk to her about it. I almost guarantee her response will be, "It was a different time in my life and I don't have to apologize to you or anyone else."

 

Yes you should have. But seriously, you can't go around with this hanging over your head, you have to tell your mom that you saw it. But don't say how, unless you're feeling particuarly angry about your friend.

 

I find it funny how this "friend" of yours likes humiliating you.

 

Was her name in the credits? Or did she have an awesome pseudo name that she used for her porn?

 

The real question here is whether or not this friend jacked off to this video before telling RM about it.

 

holy crap.

-The Scummy-

 

Good question Suzuki. And is he still?

 

I didn't stick around for the credits. Would you??

As for my friend, I left after teaching him a lesson.

How the hell did he come upon that thing anyway!? Does his dad collect old pornos or something!?

And what about my dad? Do I tell him??

 

son of a...i didn't even think about that

 

Without looking at the credits, how do you know for sure? It could just be someone who looks like your mom.