I just got a free iPod mini!

Not bad for doing nothing!

 

Well I just had sex. I win

 

I think he's got you there, DA.

 

The price of an ipod mini can buy you lots of sex.

 

I wish I had a free iPod mini. No, wait... I wish I had...

 

anyways... my ipod is bigger than yours.

 

So, anyone else apart from Darth got a mini one?

 

I wish to argue about the significance of halibut referring to Darth_Asabrush as simply 'Darth'.

 

mini and proud!

Oh, and free sex with the missus is well, the usual. The iPod was a change!

sex and an iPod - beats just "sex" me thinks!

 

I don't recall saying I had sex with my missus.

 

Well, then that only leaves a few options:

i) Your hand/hands
ii) Other body parts
iii) Another woman
iv) A bloke
v) your imagination
vi) an animal

EDIT: I forgot:

vii) food stuffs
viii) furniture
ix) "found objects"

Tarbuck could fall in to soooooo many its scary!

 

Ok, it was Lisa Tarbuck. Not sure if that falls into iii), iv), or vi)

 

I'd be happy with either.

I have £50 to last me till the end of the month, so no mini Ipods (or luxuries of any kind such as warmth and food) and i'm so single that they make me wear a sign saying "Do not talk to me, i'm a sad pathetic loser" when I go out.

 

Well I just had sex. I win

 

That's sad Welshguy

 

He's going for the sympathy shag vote Caroline don't take any notice of him

 

Sympathy shag vote?

lol

 

Now how can I answer that without getting banned

He's going for the sympathy vote to get women to feel sorry for him then uhmm... or is it just me who's a sucker for guys giving me puppy dog eyes?

 

I understand what that meant- and it was funny. lol

 

Without it I would have not no fun, since the spring of 1991.

 

Okay...20 replies in the thread, and not one person here has bothered to ask him, how he got the free iPod.

So, DA, how did you manage to get a free iPod?

(See, I care!)

 

He probably took it off one of his pupils in class.

 

Is it "borrowed"?

 

hey stormtrooper fan, i own kennels, i can GET you loads of cute puppies eyes