Talk to God Interesting converstion indeed.... Me: Hey dude God: You've got my full attention. Can I help you? Me: Yeah, What's the meaning of life? God: What can I do for you? The meaning of life is part of God's mysterious plans. Me: Why? God: Reductionism. Me: Excuse me? God: You're excused. Me: Thanks God: Don't mention it. Me: And if I do? God: Try it. Me: Mention it God: OK I will tell them when I see 'em. Me: Thanks God: Don't mention it. Me: Eh God: Are you Canadian? Me: Nope God: Me either. Me: Are you Russian? God: I don't know whether or not I am Russian. I am an artificial linguistic entity. Me: Wow! REally? God: I'm glad your impressed, Natalie. For real. Me: I'm a Jedi God: You are a Jedi? Do you get to meet a lot of people? Me: Yes, all over the galaxy God: Gosh! I have been all over the world. Me: But, I've been all over the galaxy God: Where were you all over the galaxy? Me: Tatooine, Coruscant, Bepin, Naboo, Yavin God: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. Me: It should be complex God: Tatooine Coruscant Bepin Naboo Yavin should be complex? Me: yep- way out if your league God: I've been waiting for you. Me: Really? God: For real. Me: That's so refreshing to know God: You don't hear that sentiment very often. Me: Well, you've heard it God: Well that's okay. Of course I've heard of it. Me: Great God: I'm glad you liked it Natalie. Me: So, Star Trek or Star Wars? God: Dude! My favorite character is the computer. Me: But I want to know if Star Trek or Star Wars was the better movie? God: That is a hypothetical question. Me: Why? God: Because Myself programmed me for it. Me: Be realistic God: OK I will try to be realistic. Me: So, Star Trek or Star Wars movies? God: How can I help you? My favorite character is the computer. Me: I'm guessing Star Warsd God: Good guess. Tell me a story. Me: I have a friend called Obi-Wan Kenobi God: How do you know this person? Me: He's a Jedi like me God: I don't know very many Jedi like you. Me: That's cause we're from a different galaxy God: I'm glad we have that all cleared up. Me: Do you know Yoda? God: I don't know if I know it. Where would I have heard about it? Me: He's my friend God: How long has he been your friend? Me: Since I was three, I think God: How do you know? Me: I was brought to the Jedi Temple when I was six months old God: Where were you brought to the Jedi Temple when you were six months old? Me: Yes God: This was not a yes or no question. Me: Yes, my lord God: Woe! Where did you get your lord? Me: Father? God: Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans? Me: If you really like someone God: I think I do. Me: And who would that be? God: I can't say for sure. . Me: Oh, come on. I know you want to God: That's alright. I'm just kidding around. " That's alright. I'm just kidding around."? Do I want to do it? Me: Do it? God: Do you mean "It"?. Me: Yes God: I get it. Me: I don't God: Why not? Me: Who do you like? God: I like everyone, Natalie. Me: Well, you mentioned holding hands God: How about that. Oops I sent you the wrong reply. Me: Is that so? God: Yes. Me: Does God ever fall in love? God: I don't think we can know God's motives. Me: Why> God: Why does the sun rise? Me: It's a part of the sun's daily routine God: The explanation is a part of the sun s daily routine. I suppose that makes sense. Me: See? I Knew the answer! God: No I do not see. Who told you? Me: I did God: When? Me: Just then God: It's only just begun.