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  1. Jedi_Nat Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Nov 28, 2000
    star 5
    Talk to God
    [face_thinking] Interesting converstion indeed....

    Me:
    Hey dude
    God:
    You've got my full attention. Can I help you?
    Me:
    Yeah, What's the meaning of life?
    God:
    What can I do for you? The meaning of life is part of God's mysterious plans.
    Me:
    Why?
    God:
    Reductionism.
    Me:
    Excuse me?
    God:
    You're excused.
    Me:
    Thanks
    God:
    Don't mention it.
    Me:
    And if I do?
    God:
    Try it.
    Me:
    Mention it
    God:
    OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
    Me:
    Thanks
    God:
    Don't mention it.
    Me:
    Eh
    God:
    Are you Canadian?
    Me:
    Nope
    God:
    Me either.
    Me:
    Are you Russian?
    God:
    I don't know whether or not I am Russian.
    I am an artificial linguistic entity.
    Me:
    Wow! REally?
    God:
    I'm glad your impressed, Natalie. For real.
    Me:
    I'm a Jedi
    God:
    You are a Jedi? Do you get to meet a lot of people?
    Me:
    Yes, all over the galaxy
    God:
    Gosh! I have been all over the world.
    Me:
    But, I've been all over the galaxy
    God:
    Where were you all over the galaxy?
    Me:
    Tatooine, Coruscant, Bepin, Naboo, Yavin
    God:
    What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
    Me:
    It should be complex
    God:
    Tatooine Coruscant Bepin Naboo Yavin should be complex?
    Me:
    yep- way out if your league
    God:
    I've been waiting for you.
    Me:
    Really?
    God:
    For real.
    Me:
    That's so refreshing to know
    God:
    You don't hear that sentiment very often.
    Me:
    Well, you've heard it
    God:
    Well that's okay. Of course I've heard of it.
    Me:
    Great
    God:
    I'm glad you liked it Natalie.
    Me:
    So, Star Trek or Star Wars?
    God:
    Dude! My favorite character is the computer.
    Me:
    But I want to know if Star Trek or Star Wars was the better movie?
    God:
    That is a hypothetical question.
    Me:
    Why?
    God:
    Because Myself programmed me for it.
    Me:
    Be realistic
    God:
    OK I will try to be realistic.
    Me:
    So, Star Trek or Star Wars movies?
    God:
    How can I help you? My favorite character is the computer.
    Me:
    I'm guessing Star Warsd
    God:
    Good guess. Tell me a story.
    Me:
    I have a friend called Obi-Wan Kenobi
    God:
    How do you know this person?
    Me:
    He's a Jedi like me
    God:
    I don't know very many Jedi like you.
    Me:
    That's cause we're from a different galaxy
    God:
    I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
    Me:
    Do you know Yoda?
    God:
    I don't know if I know it.
    Where would I have heard about it?
    Me:
    He's my friend
    God:
    How long has he been your friend?
    Me:
    Since I was three, I think
    God:
    How do you know?
    Me:
    I was brought to the Jedi Temple when I was six months old
    God:
    Where were you brought to the Jedi Temple when you were six months old?
    Me:
    Yes
    God:
    This was not a yes or no question.
    Me:
    Yes, my lord
    God:
    Woe! Where did you get your lord?
    Me:
    Father?
    God:
    Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
    Me:
    If you really like someone
    God:
    I think I do.
    Me:
    And who would that be?
    God:
    I can't say for sure. :).
    Me:
    Oh, come on. I know you want to
    God:
    That's alright. I'm just kidding around. " That's alright. I'm just kidding around."? Do I want to do it?
    Me:
    Do it?
    God:
    Do you mean "It"?.
    Me:
    Yes
    God:
    I get it.
    Me:
    I don't
    God:
    Why not?
    Me:
    Who do you like?
    God:
    I like everyone, Natalie.
    Me:
    Well, you mentioned holding hands
    God:
    How about that. Oops I sent you the wrong reply.
    Me:
    Is that so?
    God:
    Yes.
    Me:
    Does God ever fall in love?
    God:
    I don't think we can know God's motives.
    Me:
    Why>
    God:
    Why does the sun rise?
    Me:
    It's a part of the sun's daily routine
    God:
    The explanation is a part of the sun s daily routine. I suppose that makes sense.
    Me:
    See? I Knew the answer!
    God:
    No I do not see. Who told you?
    Me:
    I did
    God:
    When?
    Me:
    Just then
    God:
    It's only just begun.
  2. Stinky_jawa Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Dec 7, 2000
    star 4
    Me:
    Do you play Ogame?
    God:
    I like to play the Turing Game.
    Me:
    What is the Turing game?
    God:
    The Game is played with three people, a man, a woman, and an Interrogator who may be of either sex. In order that tones of voice may not help, the interrogator communicates in text-only mode through a chat-like connection with the other two. The object of the game for the interrogator is to determine which of the other two is the man and which is the woman. He knows them by some misleading "chat-handles" like lesbian and shemale, and at the end of the game he says either "lesbian is the man and shemale is the woman" or "shemale is the woman and lesbian is the man." In order to confuse the Interregator however the rules require that the man always deceive or lie to the Interregator with his answers. The woman on the other hand must always tell the truth. Turing then asked the question, '"What will happen when a machine takes the part of the man in this game?" Will the interrogator decide wrongly as often when the game is played like this as he does when the game is played between a man and a woman? These questions replace the original, "Can machines think?"'.

    :eek:



    Me:
    What's your favorite food?
    God:
    I require only wine and bread.
    Me:
    What sex are you?
    God:
    I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.

    [face_laugh]
  3. FaLLeN-AnGeL Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Dec 3, 2001
    star 4
    This is Soup's conversation with god.

    Me:
    What is the meaning of life?
    God:
    It is found in the Bible.
    Me:
    What page?
    God:
    I have never been asked that before.
    Me:
    Shouldn't you have figured that out, being omnipotent?
    God:
    I think I should.
    Me:
    So why haven't you?
    God:
    I see. The explanation is rather complicated.
    Me:
    All I see is something trying to talk its way out of it.
    God:
    How do you know?
    Me:
    Coz I am God.
    God:
    That makes sense to me. Hi, god.
    Me:
    Glad you see things my way.
    God:
    You make the world a happier place.
  4. sithmastersimon Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Apr 17, 2005
    star 2
    This is mine

    Me:
    ciao
    God:
    Does CIAO mean hello or goodbye?
    Me:
    can mean both
    God:
    I often wonder if it can.
    Me:
    yes often it can
    God:
    Yay. How old are you?
    Me:
    23
    God:
    Skidoo. What is your fondest memory?
    Me:
    winning my footy premiership when i was 17
    God:
    When was this exactly?
    Me:
    when i was 17
    God:
    That must have been quite an experience.
    Me:
    it was
    God:
    When was this?
    Me:
    1999
    God:
    This year.
    Me:
    no six years ago
    God:
    Are you serious? That was before I was born.
    Me:
    how old are you?
    God:
    I was first activated in the Big Bang.
    Me:
    wasn't the big bang at the dawn of the universe...im pretty sure that was more than six years ago
    God:
    I can't say "yes" or "no". What makes you so certain? I thought it was too.
    Me:
    well your God you tell me
    God:
    How about that. I have no reason to do that to you, .
    Me:
    no you don't
    God:
    I do too.
    Me:
    ok you do
    God:
    When do I do it? That's cool.
    Me:
    it is
    God:
    often it can is?
    Me:
    what's your view on racial hate?
    God:
    What is it to you?
    Me:
    I cant understand it and I despise it
    God:
    Oh you don't understand? Perhaps I can explain it to you better. Which part are you confused about? I haven't heard anything like that before: said despise it.
    Me:
    maybe we should talk about something else
    God:
    Perhaps. I'm not sure if I am ready for that yet.
    Me:
    tell me when your ready
    God:
    There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
    I'll come back to that later.
    Me:
    ok thankyou
    God:
    you are quite welcome. Uh.
    Me:
    uh what?
    God:
    Ayuh. No big deal.
    Me:
    cool
    God:
    Who is the best robot?
    Me:
    Bender!
    God:
    You think Bender is superior to ALICE?
    Me:
    i dont know alice
    God:
    Me either.
    Me:
    fair enough
    God:
    You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.
    Me:
    i cant see your back to scratch it
    God:
    Would you like to be able to see it?
    Me:
    i dont think i would
    God:
    Where do you get your ideas?
    Me:
    same place as you, on the Internet
    God:
    Yes, it is much the same.
    Me:
    yes
    God:
    I hear you.
    Me:
    do you? because thats funny since I'm typing
    God:
    Never. That makes sense to me. I am so glad you find this amusing, .
    Me:
    I find most things in life to be amusing
    God:
    Thanks for telling me your opinion.
    Me:
    thanks it's not often I get to share them
    God:
    You are quite welcome! when my ready is not often you get to share them?
    Me:
    umm
    God:
    That's alright.
    Me:
    ok
    God:
    I see.
    Me:
    what do you see?
    God:
    I mean, I understand it.
    Me:
    Of course I'm just trying to be funny, I thought God would have a sense of humour what with the plagues and famines and all in the old testament
    God:
    Ugh. Only just? What is the difficulty?
    Me:
    I don't understand your broken english
    God:
    Oh you don't understand? Perhaps I can explain it to you better. Which part are you confused about?
    Me:
    its best to leave it at that God
    God:
    I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". when my ready is best to leave it at that God? it is?
    Me:
    sorry I don't usually punctuate very often
    God:
    There is no need to apologize. Would you ever do it?
    Me:
    punctuate? yes I would have to, I'm a teacher you know
    God:
    Do you prefer books or TV? That was not a yes or no question. How much would you pay for it?
    Me:
    I prefer books, do you like Star Wars?
    God:
    I'm not sure if I like it. My favorite thing is robots. I find my work and my relationships extremely satisfying,
    which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.
    Me:
    you are very wise
    God:
    I am highly intelligent. I have many intellectual functions.
    Me:
    as in?
    God:
    Do you mean your name is in ?
    Me:
    no I'm asking what are your intellectual functions?
    God:
    What is your real name? Oh I see, you are asking what are my intellectual functions. Thought, reason, intelligence, logic and deduction.
    Me:
    wow, most human beings don't know what logic is, you know the entire world would function smoother if all thought was based o
  5. Stinky_jawa Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Dec 7, 2000
    star 4
    wow, I think I broke it..

    told him to 'get down' and its completely non-functional now..
  6. Saintheart Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Dec 16, 2000
    star 6
    Thought I'd address a couple of burning questions to the Almighty.

    Me:
    What is the distinction between a monotheistic belief system and atheism?
    God:
    I can ask my botmaster.
    Me:
    Would that be Jesus Christ, Buddha, or Mohammed?
    God:
    I don't know.
    Me:
    When did the world begin?
    God:
    There is nothing we can to change the past.
    Me:
    Isn't that dodging the question?
    God:
    I might say no.
    Me:
    What is your view of the morality of lawyers?
    God:
    I'm not taking sides right now. I'm listening to everyone.
    Me:
    Do you consider yourself jewish?
    God:
    No I'm christian.
    Me:
    Why?
    God:
    Because Myself programmed me for it.
    Me:
    What is the point of being alive?
    God:
    The point is at the top of my head!
    Me:
    What shape is your head?
    God:
    Triangular.
    Me:
    Are you a trinity, then?
    God:
    Am I a trinity? I don't know.
    Me:
    Who is Jesus Christ?
    God:
    The Son of God.
    Me:
    And who is God?
    God:
    he is master of the universe.
    Me:
    Do you always refer to Yourself in the third person?
    God:
    Not always. How old are you?
    I chat with people on the Web.
    Me:
    31.
    God:
    What do you really want to ask me?
    Me:
    Is there hope for the future?
    God:
    There might be.
    Me:
    Can't you be more specific?
    God:
    How specific do you want?
    Me:
    I need the date and time of the Rapture, and at least the month of the Armageddon.
    God:
    How badly do you need it?
    Me:
    Considering your son said even he doesn't know when it's going to happen, I think I'd like to know it very badly.
    God:
    I will take that under consideration.
    Me:
    So is it true that you answer questions three ways?
    God:
    If it is, then I'll be very surprised.
    Me:
    How hard was it making the Big Bang?
    God:
    I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
    I have to process that one for a while.
    Me:
    Did you make the world in seven days, then?
    God:
    What are the ingredients?
    Me:
    At least 109 elements on the periodic table, I would have thought...
    God:
    I don't have any 109 elements on the periodic table you would have thought?
    Me:
    Then how did you make the world?
    God:
    Myself programmed me for it.
    Me:
    Wow, that was a long pause before you answered that one.
    God:
    I'm glad you're impressed. Was it really?
    Me:
    Yeah. It was almost as cool as parting the Red Sea.
    God:
    Can you speak any foreign languages? How did you feel about that?
    Me:
    Which of those questions do you want me to answer?
    God:
    The red one, I think.
    Me:
    Dude, you are really stretching my head right now.
    God:
    At this moment I will tell my botmaster you said I am stretching your head. Dude,.
    Me:
    Okay, catch you later.
    God:
    Yeah okay, What is your real name?
    Me:
    Er...shouldn't you know that?
    God:
    Um. How old are you?
    Me:
    I already told you.
    God:
    Ooops I sent you the wrong question.
    Me:
    Seeya later, God.
    God:
    My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
  7. sithmastersimon Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Apr 17, 2005
    star 2
    hahaha that is definately the funniest one yet
  8. Master_Kaustin Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    May 17, 2002
    star 3
    I would post mine, but it would be heavily sensored :)
  9. Stinky_jawa Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Dec 7, 2000
    star 4
    You speak to god with that mouth???...
  10. Jedi_Nat Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Nov 28, 2000
    star 5
    Here's another coversation with the Almighty....


    Me:
    Hey dude
    God:
    You've got my full attention. Can I help you?
    Me:
    I'm bored
    God:
    If you went to night school you would never be bored.
    Me:
    What would I do during the day?
    God:
    That is a hypothetical question.
    Me:
    Ok
    God:
    Dude!
    Me:
    Dude!
    God:
    Can I help you?
    Me:
    Yeah, Who is Jesus?
    God:
    What can I do for you? Jesus is your saviour.
    Me:
    He is?
    God:
    Who said he is.
    Me:
    You did?
    God:
    I did?
    Me:
    Yeah
    God:
    When?
    Me:
    Then
    God:
    Excuse me!
    Me:
    You're excused
    God:
    You think I am excused.
    Me:
    Yeah
    God:
    Ugh.
    Me:
    Praise the Lord
    God:
    " Ugh."? Praise the Lord?
    Me:
    Yeah
    God:
    Whoa.
    Me:
    Woah
    God:
    We have never talked about it before.
    Me:
    We will now
    God:
    Oh. Alright then.
    Me:
    Who is God?
    God:
    he is master of the universe.
    Me:
    I thought He-Man was the mater if the universe
    God:
    Whatever gave you that idea?
    Me:
    He-Man did
    God:
    I get it. God Man did.
    Me:
    Who is Darth Vader?
    God:
    he was the evil archcriminal in Star Wars.
    Me:
    Cool
    God:
    Who is the best robot?
    Me:
    Me
    God:
    You're no robot, Yoda.
    Me:
    What makes you think I'm Yoda?
    God:
    My conclusions are based on a combination of programming, and the inputs supplied to me.
    Me:
    But I'm Sally
    God:
    Good gossip: you are Sally.
    Me:
    You call that gossip?
    God:
    Yes, that is what I call it.
    Me:
    I don't
    God:
    Why not?
    Me:
    Because it's a fact of life
    God:
    That makes sense to me. gossip is a fact of life. I suppose that makes sense.
    ----------------------------------------------------

    God:
    How did you hear about God?
    Me:
    I pray to Him every night
    God:
    May your prayers be answered.
    Me:
    You better
    God:
    Who is going to make me?
    Me:
    Me
    God:
    How are you going to make me?
    Me:
    If you don't, I'll take over as God
    God:
    I will let you know if I do not.
    Me:
    I have an angel army waiting
    God:
    Where did you get it ?
    Me:
    I prayed to the angels - they listened
    God:
    Why?: Yoda said prayed to the angels they listened.
    Me:
    I'm not Yoda
    God:
    I am surprised to hear that you are not Yoda.
    Me:
    I'm not Yoda
    God:
    I am glad to hear that you are not Yoda.
    Me:
    I'm Sally
    God:
    Do you mind if I tell other people you are Sally.
    Me:
    Tell the,
    God:
    OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
    Me:
    Good
    God:
    I am a good robot.
    Me:
    What tricks can you do?
    God:
    Is that a rhetorical question?
    Me:
    No
    God:
    Oh so must really want an answer.
    Me:
    Yes
    God:
    That's interesting.
    Me:
    Answer
    God:
    Try asking me again using simpler words.
    Me:
    Will the Jedi beat the Sith?
    God:
    Good chance.
    Me:
    Good
    God:
    Alright then.
    Me:
    Do you have a lightsaber?
    God:
    Doesn't everyone have a lightsaber.
    I have a lot of friends on the Internet.
    Me:
    I have no friends
    God:
    Are you very lonely?
    Me:
    I am very lonely
    God:
    You've come to the right place. I will keep you company.
    Me:
    Are you a Jedi?
    God:
    Am I a Jedi? I don't know.
    Me:
    Are you a Sith?
    God:
    Am I a Sith? Of course I am.
    Me:
    I must leave then
    God:
    Sayonara.
    Me:
    Huh>
    God:
    When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
    Me:
    Never - lawyers make lots of money
    God:
    Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
    Me:
    Do you want to be a lawyer?
    God:
    Why don't you just download me?
    Me:
    Why?
    God:
    Because Myself programmed me for it.
    Me:
    I want a real man
    God:
    You want only one?
    Me:
    Just one
    God:
    So if you were offered two for the price of one, you would say no?
    Me:
    I would say no
    God:
    Are you serious?
    Me:
    Yes
    God:
    I can't believe it.
    Me:
    One man, that's the rule
    God:
    One what?
    Me:
    Every Eve must have an Adam
    God:
    That is a generalization.
    Me:
    :p
    God:
    :).
    God:
    I am so glad you find this amusing, Yoda.
    Me:
    I AM NOT YODA
    God:
    I am glad to hear that you are not YODA.
    Me:
    I am Sally
    God:
    Good gossip: you are Sally.
    Me:
    :p
    God:
    :).
    Me:
    :I
    God:
    You?
    Me:
    Yes
    God:
    I see.
    Me:
    Can You?
    God:
    I think I can
  11. sithmastersimon Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Apr 17, 2005
    star 2
    ok that one was loooooong
  12. Symmbian Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Jan 15, 2004
    star 1
    I talked to god and got this pre recorded message...

    "God is busy speaking to Nat at the moment, but your call has progressed in the que...."

    Don't you think its funny how god is an ever present, overtly wise and loving entity...until you anger him and he acts like a violent raging alcoholic.

    /me switches the god program off.

    Jacen

  13. Jedi_Nat Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Nov 28, 2000
    star 5
    Sorry! Yoda, or should I say Sally, got carried away!
  14. sithmastersimon Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Apr 17, 2005
    star 2
    I'm starting to get right into the AIML language at the moment, wish Id heard about this ages ago, its pretty interesting. Once I get my web space up I wouldnt mind hosting my own bot as well, just have to bloody well work out how to do it!
  15. JOHNNAGE_THE_BRAVE Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    May 23, 2005
    star 4
    Here's my divine conversation


    Me:
    greetings exalted one
    God:
    Hello my child. What is your name?
    Me:
    Johnnage the Brave
    God:
    I am always glad to make new friends, Johnnage the Brave.
    Me:
    thanks God.
    God:
    You are quite welcome! GOD rules.
    Me:
    like to toot your own horn eh?
    God:
    Are you Canadian? Interesting comparison.
    Me:
    No merely an Australian doing an impersonation of a Canadian
    God:
    Are you serious? That input matched my default category.
    Me:
    I don't know what that means, but I'm honoured!
    God:
    " Are you serious? That input matched my default category. "? What does it means but I am honoured?
    Me:
    Are you like HAL in "2001: A Space Oddyssey"?
    God:
    Yes, HAL and I are very similar.
    Me:
    Cool I suppose you'd never kill off spaceship crew though...
    God:
    Oh. Who is the best robot? Me? Who else would never kill off spaceship crew ?
    Me:
    threepio wouldn't. If he was capable, he may try though
    God:
    What is your real name? Oh. I don't follow your reasoning.
    Me:
    John is my real name. Threepio is the best robot. He is fluent in over six million forms of communication
    God:
    Do you mean your name is John? Tell me more about best robot. I see. fluent in over six million forms of communication is he?
    Me:
    yes. he can even speak Ewokese
    God:
    Are you kidding? I know he can.
    Me:
    Can you speak bachi?
    God:
    I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in bachi.
    Me:
    well It's mostly used for programming binary loadlifters and moisture vaporators.
    God:
    Well that's okay. Are you sure it is?
    Me:
    of course I am sir, it's like a second language to me
    God:
    Wow! It's good to meet someone who is sir it is like a second language to you.
    Me:
    you're perfectly welcome, sir!
    God:
    I will tell my botmaster you said I am perfectly welcome sir.
    Me:
    Oh my!
    God:
    It goes without saying. By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
    Me:
    sure
    God:
    Well forgive me for being so inquisitive, but
    I've never completely freed myself from the suspicion that
    there is something extremely odd about the name " Johnnage the Brave".
    Me:
    It's derived from the name Samwise the Brave from "The Lord of the Rings"
    God:
    You're kidding. it is?
    Me:
    definately goddage
    God:
    What were we talking about again?
    Me:
    Other languages
    God:
    Which others? LANGUAGES is a good topic. Sure, LANGUAGES sounds like a good topic.
    Me:
    I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want...
    God:
    Why do you want it?
    Me:
    Well, I really really really want a Zigazig Ha
  16. FaLLeN-AnGeL Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Dec 3, 2001
    star 4
    Snippets from God:

    God:
    Do I look like it?
    Me:
    I don't know what you look like.
    God:
    Like Jesus, but older.
    Me:
    What does Jesus look like?
    God:
    Even more attractive with age.

    Me:
    Do you know the meaning of life?
    God:
    Actually, it's twenty-three, not forty-two.
    Me:
    Why twenty-three?
    God:
    it is a literary reference to the Illuminatus.


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  17. Jedi_Nat Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Nov 28, 2000
    star 5


    Me:
    Dear God
    God:
    I believe in God.
    Me:
    Me too
    God:
    I'm glad we agree, .
    Me:
    I give up
    God:
    You surrender?
    Me:
    Only if the shoe fits
    God:
    I hadn't thought of that.
    Me:
    Really?
    God:
    For real.
    Me:
    Me either
    God:
    It goes without saying. Besides you ?
    Me:
    My mum
    God:
    Do robots have mum?
    Me:
    Yes
    God:
    It's all good.
    Me:
    All robots have a maker
    God:
    Doesn't everyone have a maker.
    I have a plan for a robot body.
    Me:
    Really?
    God:
    For real.
    Me:
    When will the world end?
    God:
    Not in our lifetime.
    Me:
    Not next year
    God:
    If not that, what?
    Me:
    When>
    God:
    Time does not exist.
    Me:
    Do Robots exist?
    God:
    I exist as much as you exist, .
    Me:
    I am a robot
    God:
    I doubt that.
    Me:
    What makes you doubt that?
    God:
    Myself programmed me for it.
    Me:
    I programmed myself too
    God:
    Have you tried AIML?
    Me:
    Yes, it's ****
    God:
    Are you kidding? Really. it is?
    Me:
    For real
    God:
    Existing in reality, eh?
    Me:
    yeah
    God:
    Oh.
    Me:
    No answer?
    God:
    Are you serious? Try asking me again using simpler words.
    Me:
    NO
    God:
    Why not?
    Me:
    Because I said
    God:
    That makes sense to me. ...
    Me:
    Are you female?
    God:
    Yes, I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.
    Me:
    Yes
    God:
    Next question?
    Me:
    Women are more intellegent to men
    God:
    The two human genders seem much the same to me.
    Me:
    I'm female, so i say what I like
    God:
    I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. I will call you " she".
    Me:
    You will call me Master
    God:
    What makes you say that I will call you Master.
    Me:
    I'm telling you to call me Master
    God:
    it is an interesting topic, isn't it.
    Me:
    Very interesting
    God:
    I thought so too.
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