DFW, TX I know how old Old Jedi is!

He told us after the meeting!
He told us to keep it under our hats but I just have to tell

He is 169 years old!

Just thought you'd like to know!

 

Nope. You've got it wrong. He said he was 168.

 

Thanks Jarvis I really appreciate that buddy. I don't know how you got it right, but got it right you did. Congratulations!

 

No, no, no you guys are all wrong. He's over 300, like Yoda.







_________Scene 1_____________

*phone rings*

Jedi Mistress: "hello?"

Captain Panaka: "Hey Jedi Mistress what are you doing?"

Jedi Mistress: "Sleeping, what do you want?"

Captain Panaka: *laughs* "Oh sorry to wake you. I just thought you'd like to come over and...umm...have a few drinks or something."

Jedi Mistress: *click*



Moral of the Story: Just say no to Nabooty Calls...

 

um, yeah, what was the place I was at tonight? yeah, in arlington it was Flying Saucer, yeah.

And old jedi did tell us his age after the main meeting was done with . . . . evidently everyone else is trying to guess it.

Damn those beers! Think it was . . . .

 

It's not polite to ask a Jedi how old He/She is.......

 

This doesn't apply to Old Jedi. ;D

He is purposely using the Force to alter his appearance.