Discussion in 'Oceania Discussion Boards' started by Fyal_Biarnw, Feb 3, 2001.
Stuffing, your tokenness.
Hmm, perhaps -given the phone call I just got about SM being banned- we should tone down the fun before they boot us all out!
It's like "Neighbours" around here, always a little drama going on somewhere on our humble little boards!
Besides, we don't want to let on to Fyal just how full of nutters this board really is!
how come he got banned , i just a msg from LD that he has been banned as well
Please refer to Fyal's *** thread.
How come I never got banned then? Were we all suppose to be banned or what? WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE!!!
Believe me Pinback u guys r all small time nutters compared to me
How many 26yr olds do u know:
who have been chased around Toys R US by security?
Still play trolley wars in Coles?
Have 20yr old employees who r more mature then their boss?
Take friends kids to Disney movies and the kids think u should lay off the red coridal
R just bout to embark on a drive to restore their lego collection to its former grandeur
All that playdo, macaroni and clag glue as a child certainly did me no harm!
......well im waiting
well you've still got a loooong way to go to catch up to some people on this board
Great, now you got her started.....
Oh god, please don't mention the word "****"(you know what the word is) around Princess_"****"(you know what the word is) she gets so excited and can't control herself!
Don't hassle her about the lego. It keeps her off the soapies. I'm all for that.
So I suppose you break pieces of the lego creations off, blame on the kids and that will keep her busy and away from the tv for the next few hours, ay!!
I hadn't actually thought of that but I'm glad you suggested it. I successfully blame noxious odours on the kids so it just might work.
Would do you mean it just might work? She's a female...
of course its gonna work!!
Still need caution though. You get caught, it doesn't get forgotten in a hurry!
Well thats the trick isnt it, not getting caught!
SK, I guess you don't know everything about women yet; they have an intelligence network that rivals the CIA!
Pinback, I guess you haven't work me out yet, I could see ice to eskimos. You just have to know how to treat women, once you have that, you can get away with anything, trust ME!
SK - it dosent work like that in the real world dude
Never underestimate females my young peon , cause it WILL come back and bite u on the ass eventually
at least u got it half right: but occasionly u will get caught, however just remember you have done nothing wrong unless u get caught
If your caught u have 2 options:
1) If u can do it convincingly - lie your ass off!
2) If you cant - RUN!
if it happens during that time of the month - either learn how to project your physical body into another dimension or learn how to morph yourself into a piece of furniture - preferably not fragile and well out of their reach
and lastly Karma is not a myth it is reality!!
and most important - DO NOT GET MARRIED!!! If you love children; great; encourage your siblings to have them
I think the last comment is representative of the attitude that prevents most people from having a decent long term relationship these days. I know you were kidding (I hope) but still...
Marriage has the potential to be the best kind of relationship. As long as both partners put in the effort. And yes, it is worth the effort.
Yeah, Put in the effort and steer clear of the noxious odours
"I know you were kidding (I hope) but still..."
Well yes and no.
2 me marriage is a sacred thing and probably very hard work to maintain - problem is too many people get married for the wrong reasons
I also think it is a great responsibility especially if you bring kiddies into this world, frankly alot of people are really unfit to create and bring up kids - in the end kids are usually the ones who suffer
Marriage is not everyone I have a group of friends in their early 30;s (some r divorced) - they r all career driven, materialistic & self centred - thats the way they have set their priorities and I guess they will only c if it was all worth it when they r senile and decrepit and maybe all alone
As for me if I ever reach a maturity level consistent with my age maybe ill reconsider. Till then im a happy to play the role of child/bigbrother/uncle
Everyone has 2 live their life the way they c fit, Soneil if you & Princess Lego (who i now gather is your wife ) have found what you want in life then believe me I am extremely happy 4 u
Well I'm only muckin so I won't be gettin involved any further in this one, no sir ree!!
A young fellow like you could learn a lot from us old folks.
careful with the "old" bit