I like Pie

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  1. eddie-wan-kenobi Jedi Master

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    "Thats General Grievous's command ship dead ahead. The one crawling with pies."

    "I sense a pie"
    "So whats our next move?"
    "Eat the pie."

    "PIIIIIIIIIEEEEE!!! UNLIMITED.....PIIIIIIIIIIIEEEE!!!!"


    "Good relations I have, with the pies on Kashyyk"

    "When my new apprentice, Darth Vader arrives, he will..take care of your pie."

    "She'll be alright. Inform Lord Vader we have a pie."

    "You know, I think that pie we bought may have been stolen."

    (sorry folks, I'm reaching now)
  2. Dal--Intrepid Jedi Grand Master

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    Vader: "Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your pie!"

    Luke: "He told me enough! He told me you ate it!"
  3. jkg_vader Jedi Master

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    HAHAHAHA! Eddie you are not reaching you are making me laugh, you all are, these are all so great!

    "Your pies, you will not need them."

    "How you get so big eating pie of this kind?"

    "Pie accepted, Captain Needa"

    "I feel as if I can eat this whole pie all by myself!"

    "No, but he has no love for pie, I can tell you that."

    I know this isn't Star Wars...but why limit ourselves?

    "Good, Bad, I'm the one with the pie"
  4. kitchenvixen Jedi Knight

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    TK-421. . . Why aren't you in your pie?
  5. eddie-wan-kenobi Jedi Master

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    A couple for our Lord of the Rings fans:

    "...AN HOUR OF BURNT CRUSTS, AND NOT ENOUGH SUGAR; WHEN THE AGE OF PIES COMES CRASHING DOWN!! BUT IT WILL NOT BE THIS DAY. THIS DAY WE BAKE!!!!!!!


    "The Great Pie, its always watching."

    "Build me a pie fit for Mordor!"
  6. cinemafreak Jedi Master

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    Darth Vader: They must be trying to return the stolen pies to the princess. She may yet be of some use to us.


    Princess Leia: I knew there was more to you than pie!


    Princess Leia: The Imperial Senate will not sit still for this. When they hear you've eaten all the pie...
    Darth Vader: Don't act so surprised, your highness. You weren't on any mercy mission this time. Several pies were beamed to this ship by rebel chefs. I want to know what happened to the pies they sent you.


    Han Solo: What kept you?
    Princess Leia: We ran into some old pies.


    Governor Tarkin: The pies are all eaten. Their fire has gone out of the oven.


    C-3PO: [sad about weight gain] Those tastey little pies, this is all their fault.


    Stormtrooper Officer: Some type of desert was in the wrapper. The crumbs lead off in this direction.
    Stormtrooper: [holding up a piece of crust] Look, sir: Pies!


    Luke: [holding up a pie] Hey Biggs, I told you I'd make it.
  7. kitchenvixen Jedi Knight

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    Don't worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of pies more heavily guarded than this
  8. eddie-wan-kenobi Jedi Master

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    "I havent seen you this nervous since we fell into that batch of pies."

    "Who hired you to bake that pie? Tell us. TELL US NOW!!!"

    "Where are you going, Master?"
    "For a pie."

    "You wanna buy some pies?"
    "You dont want to sell me any pies."
    "I dont want to sell you any pies."

    "This little ones not worth the trouble. Here, let me get you a piece of pie."

    "What is it?
    "Your Father's pie. The dessert of the Jedi. Not as messy as ice cream or difficult to make as cake. An elegant dessert, for a more civilized age."
  9. jkg_vader Jedi Master

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    LOL!!!!! [face_laugh] =D=

    YOU have a quick wit!

    "Governor Tarkin, I should have expected to find you holding Vader's pie. I recognized its burned stench when I was brought on board."

    "No! Alderaan is peaceful, we have no pies!"

    "Boy, you said it, Chewie. Where did you dig up that old pie?"

    And non star wars...

    "I know what you're thinking. Did he eat six bites or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is chocolate mousse ice cream mud pie, the hardest to make in the world, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?"

    "I'll bake him a pie he can't refuse."

    "Pie, for lack of a better word, is good. Pie is right. Pie works. Pie clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the eating spirit. Pie, in all of its forms."

    "A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his pie with some ice cream and a nice glass of whole milk."

  10. THE_casual_fan Jedi Knight

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    If into the security recordings you go, only pie will you find.

    What's the cargo? Only passengers. Myself, the pie, two droids... and no questions asked.

    Pie me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.

    Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny. Pie you it will, as it did Obi-Wan's apprentice.

    NON-Star Wars:

    Pedro offers you his pie.

    TINA, COME GET SOME PIE!

    I caught you a delicious pie.

    Took me like 3 hours to finish the pie on your upper lip.

    Do the pies have large talons?

    Grandma just called & said you're supposed to go home... She says she doesn't want you here when she gets back because you've been ruining everybody's lives and eating all our PIE!
  11. jkg_vader Jedi Master

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    hahahahahahaha! [face_laugh]

    "Hey, Napoleon. What did you do last summer again?"
    "I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska baking pies!"

    "What kind of pie do you have?"
    "It's an apple strudel."
    "Dang! You got flaky crusts, brown suger... lucky! You ever eat with ice cream?

    "I'm trying to earn money for baking pies."
    "Your mom bakes pies."

  12. kitchenvixen Jedi Knight

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    Oh tha's good. i love that movie!
  13. Dal--Intrepid Jedi Grand Master

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    From J9's most favoritous, bestest part of ROTS:

    MEDICAL DROID: Medically, she is completely healthy. For reasons we can't explain, she refuses to eat pie.

    OBI-WAN: She's refusing pie?

    MEDICAL DROID: We don't know why. She has lost the will to eat pie. We need to move quickly if we are to eat the pies ourselves.
  14. jkg_vader Jedi Master

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    OH MY GOSH!!!! :_| [face_laugh] =D=

    I've got tears in my eyes I'm laughing so hard!!! Bravo!!!
  15. THE_casual_fan Jedi Knight

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    LOL... that's fabulous! Pieing... dying... it's all the same.
  16. jkg_vader Jedi Master

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    "Go ahead, make my pie."

    "Can I borrow your pie for ten minutes?"

    "I gave her my heart, and she gave me a pie."

    "You want pie?"
    - "I want the Strawberry!"
    - "You can't handle the Strawberry!"

    "I love the smell of pastry in the morning...smells like...pie."

    "Eat the pie Anakin."
    "I shouldn't...."


  17. kitchenvixen Jedi Knight

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    "I gave her my pie and she gave me a pen."
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