I Love Star Wars But I Can Walk Away From This Job At a Moment's Notice

Greetings, slackers old and new. It's been sometime since we've had a thread honoring our love of Star Wars and how our relentless research into all things Star Wars gets us through our work days.

In honor of this new era of slacking, I present to you, Yoda's Four Nobles Truths of Slack. Any Buddhists out there may feel ripped off by Yoda's words but I assure you, it was Yoda who thought of this path, not that guy Buddah.

The Four Noble Truths of Slack

1. The knowledge that WORK has been CREATED is UNFAVORABLE. And whatever is unfavorable is inherently a NUISANCE. And what is an unfavorable nuisance should be IGNORED.

2. The knowledge that the arising of WORK is based on employers and is perpetuated by the craving and intoxication for PRODUCTION and PRODUCT, becoming and rebecoming, STRESS.

3. The knowledge that the CEASING of this NUISANCE has arisen, the stopping of all future becomings, is Nirslackna. True Reality realized, free of this WORK.

4. The knowledge that leads to the cessation of this WORK and to winning the goal: Nirslackna, True Permanent State of Slack or Perfect Wisdom. Nirslackna.

 

The Slack Attack is Back Jack!

 

Yippee!

 

C Creepio:

Uh... yeah... and at dawn even a short man casts a long shadow. (?)

However slack on!

 

Yes indeed. Work is but a pebble in the road to true Star Wars enlightenment.

 

Oh and I forgot-

Ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

 

Lead me down the path to perfect slackdom...

The Slack is my shepherd; I shall not work.

 

nice Creepio...

I am also reminded of the following pearl of wisdom:

Confucious say, man who walk through swing door naked is going to Bankok

 

I'm a basher, but I find myself bashing much less often and without the vim and vigor of recent times. To put it simply, I'm becoming a slack basher, or is bashing slacker. No...slasher. I took the short-cut.

Can I too find Nirslackna?

 

I must achieve this nirslackna, Oh wise Creepio. And you hath shown me the way. All is revealed to me now!!

The colors. Ohhh man look at all the colors!!
OOOHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
OOOHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
OOOHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

Slowly TarynS is lifted from her chair and is levitating over her desk. With the nirslackna she is able to use her thoughts to type this post and tell all of this wonderful state called Nirslackna

OOOHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

 

SWMCMMJ incognito...

 

Wise man once say :
' Slackin' rulez , dudes '

 

http://www.fortunecity.com/wembley/elland/715/vadast1.jpgNever Gonna Give You Up, your Highness


[This message has been edited by Senator Binks2 (edited 10-04-1999).]

 

(The General, technologically demoted)

What is the sound of one hand slacking?

**Piett**

 

Good slacking SB2.

 

Fans may wish to check out the following studio shot of the dark lord visiting Birmingham circa 1989.

http://www.fortunecity.com/wembley/elland/715/vadast2.jpgPublicity Photo

 

Over fifteen posts in 20 minutes. Indeed the slack was missed.

 

Uh, I always forget, is it Slack On!!! or Slack Off!!! ?

//Beer

 

Whatever makes you happy Freebeer.com/

 

I'm a slacker an' I slack all day ,
I do no work an I like to play ...

( think monty pyton's lumberjack song , it helps .)

 

Aunt Beru-

Yes, in fundamental Slackism, the emphasis in on seeing SLACK, on knowing it, on understanding it. This is not blind faith. The teaching of Slackism is on "come and see" but never on come and believe. Only by one's personal efforts can Nirslackna be realized. The choice is yours alone, Berumeister. Remember, this is not a system of faith and worship but a path to Supreme Enslackerment.

 

Binks, the Slack is strong with you.

He WILL be the next Sith apprentice...I have foreseen it.

 

I have Lord Astley wallpaper now

 

Where do I sign to be a slack apprentance?

 

So I guess this is your campaign platform, Creepio?