I Love Star Wars But I Can Walk Away From This Job At a Moment's Notice

Yeah, I know, just making sure I am not forgotten. redface.gif redface.gif

 

The Night shift has officialy begun!

 

Well, I'm here, I haven't stopped slacking!

 

Sorry Darthnut, didn't see you lurking Are you hanging around for a double shift today?

 

I believe there is a slack hole in my PC... I was really planning to just come home, have a beer, and get some sleep. But did it happen???? Noooooooo!!!! I walk past it and just get sucked in!

 

I finished the crown jewel of my slackdom today. Did I study for my Econ. test tomorrow? No sir, I bought and read in it's entirety Vector Prime while sitting wearing only my underwear!!!

GMJ

 

it's been a thin slice of heaven...

time for me to bow out my friends...

for various reasons I've decided to leave these forums - I have passed over control of the website, chatroom, Slacker Council etc. to RedHot5 - he also now has the swmcmmj@hotmail.com address...

if you ever want to contact me, although I can't imagine you ever would my address is dapper_bloke@hotmail.com

I've had a lot of fun - thank you all...


dapper_bloke will return in "The Slacker Who Loved Me"...

 

dapper...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

Please don't go ... I'll miss you...

 

So you got your reward and you're just leaving ?



say it ain't so Dapper...

 

Morning all.

It is a sad day indeed. I received e-mail from dapper confirming what you have read. He didn't go into detail about why, but there must be some good reasons. We'll all miss him I'm sure. Today should be a tribute to dapper. If anybody has funny anecdotes or anything to share about him I would love to hear it.

RedHot5 raises his glass http://mercury.beseen.com/images/chat/beer.gif

TO DAPPER_BLOKE!

 

To Dapper

may the stout flow anywhere you may wander.

 

You're a great slacker dapper_bloke, you will be missed. Please return soon. Thanks again for the website and the chat room. This is a sad day for sure.

Red Hot5 will do a great job so we are in good hands. Hey, RedHot, I will be sending you some pics for the website as soon as I get my computer at home running again. It is still mocking me. Stoopid microsoft.

Slack on and slack once more for dapper.

 

Oh my God, this totally sucks!

My tribute to dapper:

(to the tune of New Order's True Faith)

First Verse:
I feel so depressed this morning
My Slack mate dapper's gone away
He ditched his website and he's left us
This is a Slacker's darkest day
I do care 'cos he's not there
I do care that he's not there tomorrow
Again and again he's been a Slacker
Now he's not coming back-er

Chorus:
I never thought that this day would ever come
I thought dapper would last past Episode One
Episode One and Two and even Three
And dapper would hang out and slack with me
I never thought that this day would ever come
I thought we would all meet in London

Second Verse:
When I was a junior member
Other members taunted me
Now that I've become a Slacker
They're afraid of what they see
dapper made us our own site
Posted pictures and made a chatroom
I don't know why admins were attacking
But dapper's site makes for some good slacking

Chorus

Third Verse:
I feel so depressed this morning
My Slack mate dapper's gone away
He ditched his website and he's left us
This is a Slacker's darkest day
The chances are some admins went too far
They watched our chatroom and deleted our threads
Now I fear dapper's disgusted
Because some people cannot be trusted

Chorus

[Hooky rocks out on the bass until fade out]

 

Hey, I just remembered it's my birthday. Yippee!

My computer is crashed, I hate my job and it hates me, my pal dapper_bloke has left and I have a cold. Other than that, all is swell.

Slack on.

 

Best of luck dapper, it's been a real priviledge to slack with the best...

In tribute: Slack and Bash and Creep [to the tune of Midnight Oil's Earth and Sun and Moon]


Slack and Bash and Creep

In the morning we will wake up, and take to our chairs
Surf back to the forums, our own little lair
The slacker crew is restless, posts up to the sky
We're so damn unproductive, work's piling up high

The boss is in his office, eyes fixed to our files,
"That slacker's always working," he says with a smile
"We couldn't do without him," and heaping on the praise
He pulls out the chequebook, and throws out a raise

[do do do do do]
I wish you could see... this great mystery
Slack and Bash and Creep, forum tribe, staying alive
Slack and Bash and Creep, will survive

I know the office workers, they all envy me
A TCP-connection, and a shiny degree
Soon I'll have an office, and assistants to boot
Workers to work for me, and my own server too

Too lazy to care
Got a wing and a prayer

In the blink of an eye
Five o'clock and closing time

Slack and Bash and Creep, forum tribe, staying alive
Slack and Bash and Creep, staying alive, staying alive, staying alive


Cheers Gundark

//beer

p.s. Happy birthday Sandfarmer!

[This message has been edited by Senator Binks2 (edited 10-06-1999).]

 

dapper_bloke:

Peace and prosperity, man. Much appreciation for all your hard work on the website.

 

dapper, I hardly knew ye....but I hate to see a good slacker leave.

Happy B-Day SF! Cheer up, things can only get better, eh?

Slack on all!

 

Sorry to see you go dapper_bloke. We hate to lose you. You were a great slacker. You'll be greatly missed. I hope whatever took you away will let you come back to us some day.


Sandfarmer Happy Birthday!! Things can only get better. Trust me.

 

I've busted 600 posts! Slack on!

 

Top. Slack on!

 

I have traveled far and wide, left and right, east and west looking for the meaning of life. I actually have not traveled anywhere because I'm too damn lazy. So I digress and find myself at my computer. Suddenly I am blinded by a flash of light and a voice says "You must become a Slacker!" and I reply " I don't understand! What is slacker?!!" Then the voice is gone and my computer reboots. Through many mouse clicks I find myself on this thread and suddenly it is all clear to me now...I must become a slacker. One who will not work but shall post until his fingers hurt. But I don't know where to start, how do I become a disciple of Slackismand how do I reach Nirslackna! Someone please teach me! Take me to your leader!!!!!!

 

Shhhhhh !

our leader is napping right now.
posting in this thread is a good start towards your slackdom though...

 

*whisper* thank you gundark, what else can you teach me?

 

Night shift here.

Happy b-day SF. [boot]Stoopid computer[/boot]

I think my first duty on the slacker site will have to be a tribute to dapper page. If anyone has anything they would like to share about dapper send it on over to swmcmmj@hotmail.com

 

Second wave of night shift slacking in. Only time for a little slacking as I am taking myself to the theater for number 11, while I still have a landspeeder at my disposal!

I too am working on getting my picture on the site...drag having to depend on someone else to help me, but I don't have a scanner. Time to light a fire under his butt, me thinks!