I Love Star Wars But I Can Walk Away From This Job At a Moment's Notice

Sandfarmer it took a lot of restaint to keep myself from saying it myself.

 

//smile //beer !

now if we could get Obi-Two back in here...

 

dapper bloke is back?

I guess the reports of his leaving were greatly exaggerated.

Next time ya need a little love man, just tell us.

 

Will the following people PLEASE report to the chat...

Creepio
TarynS

Thank you... that is all .....

 

Coming soon.

 

Howdy all you happy people! Woa, whats happend? I drop out for a couple of weeks and everything's different! Oh well, 'tis life I supose. Slack on, people?

 

The slack is very strong! Let's bring this thread to the top!

 

The slack is very strong! Let's bring this thread to the top!

 

Night shift ready for slcking!

dapper I'm glad to see you back! I will do my best to live up to your expectations but... I am a slacker, don't forget that

Off to read and post...

 

I just realized something, I only have until around my birthday to be a slacker! (If you want to know why you can ask) That means I'd better be slacking harder to make up for all the lost time I am going to have...Help me find a way to slack more!
Fathead

 

fathead, why are you not going to be able to post after your birthday???

 

Keep slacking, guys. (or gals) RedHot5, night shift here early today.

 

I don't think I'd be able to quit even if I wanted to. When the Internet's already hooked up, it's just too easy....

Welcome back, dapper.

 

Hastily jumps into thread, out of breath, looks around guiltily...
Sorry I'm soooo late, night shift is half over, and we're on page three. (!) I'll make it up, I promise!

At least it's a happy arrival. dapper's back, you're all back, the SLACK is back! And, it's FRIDAY..... http://www.homestead.com/redhot55/files/wobblyeyes.gif

 

The Empire Strikes Back - the lost scene

INT: BESPIN GANTRY - MOMENTS LATER:


A furious lightsaber duel is underway. DARTH VADER is backing LUKE SKYWALKER towards the end of the gantry. A quick move by Vader, chops off Luke's hand! It goes spinning off into the ventilation shaft. Luke backs away. He looks around, but realizes there's nowhere to go but straight down.

Darth Vader: Obi Wan never told you what happened to your father.

Luke: He told me enough! He told me you killed him!

Darth Vader: No... I am your father!

Luke: No, it's not true! It's impossible.

Darth Vader: Search your feelings... you know it to be true...

Luke: NO!

Darth Vader: Yes, it is true... and you know what else? You know that brass droid of yours?

Luke: Threepio?

Darth Vader: Yes... Threepio... I built him... when I was 7 years old...

Luke: No...

Darth Vader: Seven years old? And what have you done? Look at yourself, no hand, no job, and couldn't even levitate your own ship out of the swamp...

Luke: I destroyed your precious Death Star!

Darth Vader: When you were 20! When I was 10, I single-handedly destroyed a Trade Federation Droid Control ship!

Luke: Well, it's not my fault...

Darth Vader: Oh, here we go... "Poor me... my father never gave me what I wanted for my birthday... boo hoo, my daddy's the Dark Lord of the Sith... waahhh wahhh!"

Luke: Shut up...

Darth Vader: You're a slacker! By the time I was you're age, I had exterminated the Jedi knights!

Luke: I used to race my T-16 through Beggar's Canyon

Darth Vader: Oh, for the love of the Emperor... 10 years old, winner of the Boonta Eve Open... Only human to ever fly a Pod Racer... right here baby!

Luke looks down the shaft. Takes a step towards it.

Darth Vader: I was wrong... You're not my kid... I don't know whose you are, but you sure ain't mine...

Luke takes a step off the platform, hesitates, then plunges down the shaft.

Darth Vader looks down after him.

Darth Vader: Get a haircut!

 

Good slacking dapper_bloke. The haircut line was the best.

Thank the force it is Friday. Only 10 hours till 6pm and then I am free from this wreched enslavement.

Slack on.

 

I don't have the required talent to start re-writing lyrics - so I'll just post it as is...

Hacienda - this is for you...

*************************************
I feel so extraordinary
Something's got a hold on me
I get this feeling I'm in motion
A sudden sense of liberty
I don't care 'cause I'm not there
And I don't care if I'm here tomorrow
Again and again I've taken too much
Of the things that cost you too much
I used to think that the day would never come
I'd see delight in the shade of the morning sun
My morning sun is the drug that brings me near
To the childhood I lost, replaced by fear
I used to think that the day would never come
That my life would depend on the morning sun...

When I was a very small boy,
Very small boys talked to me
Now that we've grown up together
They're afraid of what they see
That's the price that we all pay
Our valued destiny comes to nothing
I can't tell you where we're going
I guess there was just no way of knowing
I used to think that the day would never come
I'd see delight in the shade of the morning sun
My morning sun is the drug that brings me near
To the childhood I lost, replaced by fear
I used to think that the day would never come
That my life would depend on the morning sun...

I feel so extraordinary
Something's got a hold on me
I get this feeling I'm in motion
A sudden sense of liberty
The chances are we've gone too far
You took my time and you took my money
Now I fear you've left me standing
In a world that's so demanding
I used to think that the day would never come
I'd see delight in the shade of the morning sun
My morning sun is the drug that brings me near
To the childhood I lost, replaced by fear
I used to think that the day would never come
That my life would depend on the morning sun...

 

dapper-- You made my morning!

 

it was my pleasure...

 

Sell the foal and live off the receipts!

What was it? That's kewl.

 

Breed the foal and sell the babies. That counts as a job. Mostly.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

More of this?

OK. Let's slack.

 

What's up? I have a big favor to ask anyone who could be so kind as to help someone who's returning to the ways of the slack. (I feel so dirty, I actually work sometimes now...) Anyway, due to some technical difficulties I've lost the address to the SWMCMMJ webpage. Could some post the link, pretty please? I swear I won't do any work and just slack, really, I swear!!

 

http://welcome.to/swmcmmj http://welcome.to/swmcmmj

 

Here you go!

swmcmmj@hotmail.com

And Suitor... Check your email... I loved that song in that dedications thread... !

Slack hard everyone !

 

Sure AS, it's http://welcome.to/swmcmmj http://welcome.to/swmcmmj

Happy slacking Friday!