I LOVE YOU ALL.

I truly...deeply...do..."LOVE YOU ALL"...and before I eat this hoagie I wanted you to know...

 

Dang. You beat me to it.

Sammy that's a bit of a commitment. I'm not sure if I'm ready for this "love" thing.

 

//quits chewing//


I am! You know why? 'Cuz "I LOVE YOU ALL." Plain and simple!


//resumes chewing//

 

You're just lying about the love to get into my pants. I know these things!

Jae Angel

 

//almost chokes on the hoagie//





NEVER!










Honestly..."I LOVE YOU ALL."...it comes straight from the very depths of my heart...


//resumes eating said hoagie//

 

//shifty eyes

I don't trust you. I think Jess is onto something there.

Now I'm scared. As scared as a hot sheep at a cattleman's conference.

 

well, I'm not suspicious. I love you too Sammy!!!! And everyone else in here!!!

 

Dear flippin God.

*hides*

Y'know, I really don't know why..

...but oddly enough..


Oh, Sammy...




Come here, you big boy you.





~ James

 

I knew it! I knew it!

James has been putting us on the whole time!

I hope you two will be very happy.

Now where's that Jess?

 

~ James

 

*hands you a pen*

What, hasn't anyone ever seen Say Anything...?! I'm still looking for someone who has.

 

Pretty soon many of us will be able to "feel the love" in here.

//runs and hides

 

//grabs the pen...looks at it confusedly...//


Uhh...why are you handing me a pen again? ?

 

So you can write to me. And so I can break your heart. Come on people, get with it!

 

I'm already heartbroken by Kate and Jess's comments...and I thought they loved me...heh...

//takes a bite out of a broken lamp post//


And I'm far too thick to "get with it"...sorry...


//takes a bite out of a rusty tire//


I LOVE YOU ALL.



EDIT: You know...I don't give a flying crap if none of you want to love me...hey...I can dig it....but still...I LOVE YOU ALL.

 

Oh bah to you too, Sam!

I was willing to give you love...

...and you broke my heart!



Hehe.



Man, what on Earth has been put in Iowan water? Sheesh.. first farraday and now you..





~ James

 

I think you're missing the underlying message here, James...I LOVE YOU ALL.

 

Maybe. But I sure got the hint, bub.

You know...I don't give a flying crap if none of you want to love me...

I see how it is...

Your loss, anywho.




~ James

 

Well...I was talkin' about the ladies, James. They seemed to love me this entire time...but now they detest me for some odd reason...heh...That's their loss...






"I LOVE YOU ALL."

 

omg! drama!

Sammy, you know I love you. You're #7 in my husband harem.

 

Wait...Really? Number 7?


[Cartman]Sweeet... [/Cartman]



"I LOVE YOU ALL."

 

Sorry...



"I LOVE YOU ALL."