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I must learn the ways of the sauce

Discussion in 'United Kingdom' started by ObiJohnKenobi, Nov 16, 2001.

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  1. Tanktopgirl

    Tanktopgirl Jedi Knight star 5

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    Cold rice and salad creme rocks. Philadelphia on toast with salad creme. Heinz Spaghetti with salad creme. Er, salad with salad creme.
     
  2. Poodu

    Poodu Jedi Youngling star 6

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    Why isn't it fibre if made from wheat? And you call me a dimwit for not knowing this when you didn't realise that there was a real USS Enterprise.. which is impossible to imagine seeing as it's, like, the second biggest ship in the world...
     
  3. Wormie2

    Wormie2 Jedi Knight star 6

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    I goofed. I meant white flour. Whole wheat is fiber. So like, no white bread for you, young man!

    And shut up about the ship! :p
     
  4. AlphaWolf

    AlphaWolf Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    salad creme sandwiches.
     
  5. Tanktopgirl

    Tanktopgirl Jedi Knight star 5

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    [High fives Alpha] Salad creme sandwiches. With cucumber.

    LOL @ Poodu. Eat yer vegetables mate and Consipation Stations Will Not be Go.
     
  6. Poodu

    Poodu Jedi Youngling star 6

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    Vegetables? Are you mad?! Can't I just eat lots of steak or something?!
     
  7. Wormie2

    Wormie2 Jedi Knight star 6

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    feels very sorry for Sam's colon and prostate
     
  8. Poodu

    Poodu Jedi Youngling star 6

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    Nothin wrong with me colon ::::::: tis fine.... ::: good colon ::::
     
  9. Arun Dale

    Arun Dale Jedi Knight star 6

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    You got to eat your greens man..

     
  10. Jairen

    Jairen Manager Emeritus star 4 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Third on the salad cream sandwiches.

    Oh, another quick and easy disk.

    Throw some chicken strips in a wok with some olive oil and some worcester sauce.

    Process up tomatos and worcester sauce then add to the chicken once it's sealed. Simmer for fifteen minutes whilst you cook the rice and then serve.

    Yummy!
     
  11. Wormie2

    Wormie2 Jedi Knight star 6

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    Yeah for now but if you keep avoiding fiber and veggies, yousa gonna have trouble, me friend. :(
     
  12. Nigella_Lawson

    Nigella_Lawson Jedi Youngling

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    1 cn Chick peas, 16 oz.
    3 tb Thihene (paste)
    3 Cloves garlic
    3 tb Lemon juice
    Parsley
    Paprika

    Mix everything but last two items in blender. Pour in bowl. Sprinkle parsley and paprika on top.

    Spread over crackers or use as a dip.
     
  13. Poodu

    Poodu Jedi Youngling star 6

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    Damnit, I hate green things, man.... they taste like sh... crap... :( waaaah!!!! How about bran flakes or summat like that for breakfast.. would that do the trick?
     
  14. Wormie2

    Wormie2 Jedi Knight star 6

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    Please tell me you at least take vitamins every day.
     
  15. Tanktopgirl

    Tanktopgirl Jedi Knight star 5

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    Steak = protein = :ic irrigation...which is where they get this little funnel and a hosepipe and a bucket....Eat sprouts and prosper.

    Actually I know a joke about eating your greens...



    I presume I'm probably not allowed to say this. But it is Friday.
     
  16. Ooh_Aah_Cantona

    Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Knight star 6

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  17. Poodu

    Poodu Jedi Youngling star 6

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    Awww man... that's put me off forever...

    I refuse to sit there and eat a bowl of vegetables.. when it's roast, I'll eat cauliflower, carrots, brocolli and that's it.. oh, and runner beans when they're around.. but that's it.. no peas or cabbage or sprouts or swede for me...
    Do spuds count?
     
  18. Tanktopgirl

    Tanktopgirl Jedi Knight star 5

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    Hey you. You've been working for a change haven't you, OA?

    Poods, spuds are fibresome but don't really count as green. Unless you've had them in the cupboard too long.
     
  19. Ooh_Aah_Cantona

    Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Knight star 6

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    yeah, And I feel really ill. I think when I came in I was still drunk.
     
  20. Tanktopgirl

    Tanktopgirl Jedi Knight star 5

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    Still drunk? You dawg you. That must have been the longest swift half in history.
    I hope you sucked your peanuts and put them back in the packet before offering them round.
     
  21. AlphaWolf

    AlphaWolf Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    TTG, FYI.


    [justifying]I edited that post because I edited a similar one of Chets in the joke thread the other day. To leave it would have been unfair.[/justifying]
     
  22. Poodu

    Poodu Jedi Youngling star 6

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    As long as they count as fibre, that's okay... what about doughnuts?
     
  23. Ooh_Aah_Cantona

    Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Knight star 6

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    I'm no longer drunk. Now I am ill. I think I am going to throw up. :(

    I did offer someone some half chewed and particulary tough squid though yesterday.
     
  24. Tanktopgirl

    Tanktopgirl Jedi Knight star 5

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    Oops. If you're feeling ill, now is not the time to be talking squid rings. Can you bunk off early?

    Doughnuts - yes, dougnuts will have you on the toilet all night. A veritable bum-fest of a food.

    No worries Alpha. Was waiting for you to do the same thing with the South Park Timmayyye joke everyone was having the other day. Amazing how some jokes about disability are socially acceptable ;)
     
  25. Ooh_Aah_Cantona

    Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Knight star 6

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    I've arranged to meet a friend at 5.00 so I can't even go home. :(
     
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