I need....ah........anyone!

Well, it's the only place you'll find insanity, vampires AND senseless violence.


Not to mention gramatical corrections.

 

Yup, we're very unique in that way

 

*gets out of bed and uses Force lightning to clean his teeth*

*goes downstairs and does the shake and vac*

 

To put the freashness back?

 

FFLUK, when you absolutely positively have lost your mind, accept no substitute.

 

Mmmm... darkness...

 

You Richie are obviously not familiar with television adverts through history.


And now for something which is in no way completely different.....


CHRISTMAS PARTY!!!!!!



*music starts, candy rains from sky and big cases of cola appear*


FUN TIME!!!!

 

Candy?! When did we start to use americanisms miss Twinky?

*hands out sweets*

 

Changes armour colour to a more Christams friendly green & red

Christmas is such fun

 

Watch it Livi...



*points at vampire shaped present*



Or that will go out the window.

 

OOH! Whatisitwhatisitwhatisit??????

 

Why don't you open it?

 

*takes three steps back and stands behind Richie*

 

*opens*

KABOOOOOOM.

TWINKY!

 

WHAT!!!!


Alucard said he wouldn't replace himself with a bomb decoy.

When I get my hands on him......

 

*spits out soot*

Great, now I have to deal with this mess. Stupid ff-uk and the clean up your own mess stupid rule...

*gets out mop*

 

Booom!

 

*hits enji with the mop*

You're trampling soot all over the carpet!

 

brushes soot off self

Maybe I shouldn't bother getting clean, in this place I seem to get damage every few minutes

 

**Covers Richie in mushy peas and oil**

 

*covers Yosh in soot*

 

*grabs the ultimate sith weapon, alphabetti spaghetti, and covers all other posters with it*

 

Mmmmmmmmm, literate