I need....ah........anyone!

Thats a mighty mischievous look you got there Yosh old boy

 

We shall storm the barricades! Fight them to the last poster! We shall not surrender!


Someone's been playing a little too much Battle For Middle Earth.


Just a second.....

*leaves, comes back wearing Gondorian armor,hides behind three foot thick steel wall*


OK, now I'm ready for anything.

 

I haven't been playing ANY battlefield Middle Earth. I was plaing Evil Genius. If ever a game was tailor made....

 

This is very true.


Well, the evil part anyway.

 

[Han Solo] I'm out of it for a little while & everyone starts getting delusions of grandeur [/Han Solo]

 

I was basically saying that although Livi is evil, she is hardly a genius.


.......


Would it be a good idea to run now?

 

Only if it'll do ya some good

 

Well, knowing Livi, it would proberly do me no good at all.



hmmmm.....


*exits, enters dressed as nun with huge glasses*


She'll never guess it's me.

 

I'm basically dressing up as a character from a manga series that Livi likes, which I swore I'd never do.

So it will throw her off my scent.

Plus I have my decoy.

*points to dummy in corner of the room wearing Gondorian armor and with a sign around it's neck that says "Hi, I'm Sarah"*

 

Hang on....

*looks at sign*

Stupid.

*throws sign away, replaces it with one that says "Hi, I'm Twinky"*

And that, children, is why you should never post and watch TV at the same time. Stupid MTV.

At least I didn't put "Hi, I'm Madonna"

 

I need....ah........anyone!

What is this thread for because I am not reading every single post....

 

Its a crazy nonsence thread.
Mainly designed so Livi could execute her various lunatic plans on people.

 

*storms in, dressed as, well, herself*

Geeeeeeeeeerrrreeetings! I have returned from my wanderings in and around hellsing and art websites to tread once more the blue boards of home. So, what's up?

p.s I am not a lunatic... I'm just different!

 

*enters, as normal(if there is such a word)*

Well, I was dressed as Yumiko, my decoy thinks that it's Sarah Michelle Geller and we have a new guest in the thread.


*looks at Junior Vader*

Yo!

I am Twinky, keeper of crossbows and shiny objects.

And Livi will turn you into a pawn of her evil plots, it's fun.

 

Until you get magenetised to the ceiling
Its not pleasant

If she asks for favours.......RUN!!!

 

If she asks for favours.......RUN!!!


Nooo I think your confusing Livi with Nic there, Richie!

 

Yeah, Livi favours cattle prods and firen over magnets.

 

And I prefer spoons. Spoons rock.

 

What about clamps? Battery clamps? LOL!

 

Those are SO last season.


As are giant lasers and man eating sharks.

And sharks with lasers on their heads are WAY out.


This years preferred mode of torture(and yes Livi I know I spelt that wrong) is dangaling ROTS merchandise in front of a person who's tied to a chair.

 

Such evil is purverse