I need....ah........anyone!

You killed the hobbits!
If I don't get you,you're concience will!

But there's one thing that I can use against you and you can't destroy......

*Legolas and Eomer come in*

Legolas Call her beardy again and I'll never tell you the secret to my super smooth hair!
Eomer:And I'LL wear that stupid horse helmet in ROTK!

 

Oh yes I can!!!!!!
*Anakin and Exar Kun step out*
Anakin: You cannot compete with our coolness. Stand down now!
MUHAHHAAAA!

 

I think we can!

*out comes......YODA*

I don't think I need to say any more!

It's part of the unwritten SW fan code that nothing,NOTHING can beat Yoda,and all must bow to his cool greatness!

 

Oh yeaaah???????
You forget one thing, Twinky. I must page them first.
But for now: The OTHER guy in green.........

The Faramir song (to the tune of Robin Hood's song from Shrek)
*Frodo and Sam are walking through the forest. Suddenly, a figure swings through the trees and, in a shower of leaves, grabs Frodo*
Sam: Feh.
Frodo: *Frightened scream* SAAAAAAM!!!
*Faramir is standing on the tree branch with Frodo. He sees the Ring, and snatches it, half throttling Frodo*
Frodo: Gak...
Faramir: Ma cherie!!!!!
*Starts kissing it*
Frodo: Help....meeeeee...gak...wheeeze..
Sam: Who are ya?
Faramir: Oh, ah am soree, Alllow me to introduce moi-self. *to apparently empty forest* Oh my merry ME-EN!
*Faramir's men drop from the trees, including Gollum, holding an accordion and looking quite suprised. But nevertheless he launches into a jaunty tune*
Faramir: Ah live wiz ze rich and steal from ze needy,
Man: Kill a lot of orcs,
Faramir: But I'm not greedy!
Man: Mourns ze death of his bruth-er Boromir!
Faramir: All ze time! *snif*
Men: FA-RA-MIIIR!
Faramir: Break it down.
*Riverdance bit. Then singing again*
Sam: Oh god, make it stop!!!!
Faramir: Ah like to 'ave ze occasional sherbert,
Men: What he's basically saying is that he's a-
Faramir: CONNISUER!!
Frodo: That didn't even RHYME!!! I'd like get off this ride now, please! Hello? This is sanity calling!
Sam: What's dat?
Faramir: Now I see me wizout zat Rrring as bad!
Man: Zat's bad!
Man: Zat's bad!
Men: Zat's really really bad!
Faramir: And when she won't give it to me it makes me awfully MAD!
Man: He's mad!
Man: He's mad!
Men: He's really really mad!
Frodo: I need YOU to tell me THAT???!!!
Faramir: Zo I will take my sword and ram it through your 'eart,
Keep your eyes on me boys, 'cos I'm about to staaaart!!!

 

That song has no effect on me anymore!

ha-HAHAHA!

I no longer like Faramir!

*Faramir shuffles past in the background,his hands tied to his feet*

So,be prepared for MY ultimate weapon!
Please welcome..........Oduseyuss!

*Oduseyuss comes out*

 

EW! You've kept Faramir for you love slave!!!!!!!!
[face_shocked] TWINKY!

 

No.......um......he stole my Aragorn doll!

Faramir:That's true actually!

Me:And it's not like he LIKES being my prisoner!

Faramir:Actually-

Me:Quiet you!

*Faramir falls through a trap door*

He he he!

 

Just have Emerald_Pink go over & play checkers ...

 

Pssst... UKDefender... checkers is an Amaricanism... you're blowing your cover

 

*shock, horror!*

 

Who the heck is Oduseyuss?
Twinky, here is a dictionary. Do me a favour and use it?

 

The power of spelling is insignificent next to the power of the Matrix!

 

insignificent
Exactly my point.
Fight for someone who can SPELL!

 

Hey,I spell right when I want to spell right!

And Neo could kick Anakin Skywalker's arse ANY DAY OF THE WEEK!!!!

 

Any requests?

 

Resorting to profanity now are we, Twinkybelle?

 

where's tinky winky?

 

Off with her love slave Faramir....

 

Just have Emerald_Pink go over & play checkers ...[i/]

Pssst... UKDefender... checkers is an Amaricanism... you're blowing your cover


I realize that (silly girl) but Emerald_Pink IS an American, is he not???

 

Sure thing he is... but an English person wouldn't have said checkers in the first place

Yeah I have a request DON'T SING

 

Americans, an entire population with an odd aversion to the letter 'u'.

 

Oh YEA??? Take this! UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU


So THERE!

 

*eye twitches*
Livi....

OK,when I say that I like him,Livi makes fun of my!
When I say I don't like him,Livi makes fun of me!
I just can't win!