I need authors to be IN my newest story.

I just had an idea for a story. Its probably been done, but it will be called 'Revnge Against the Authors'. If you've ever tortured some characters, and would like to be in the story, please post here or PM me about what you did to certain characters(not everything you did to them, just a few things).

 

WELLLL.... I sorta tied Lukie up and made him watch Barney marathons in the Torture Luke Skywalker Club....

 

Darth Fuitcake, I'm defintily using you in the story! I just hope you don't hate Barney too much....................

 

If you've ever read any of my stories, you'll know why all my characters would love to kill me.

I've killed Rieekan
Killed Yoda
Tortured Han
stabbed Leia four times (once at the hands of Mara Jade, 3 at her brother's hands)
Turned Luke to the Dark Side
Trained Leia as a Jedi
Put the twins on trial for war crimes
killed Anakin Skywalker's best friend in order to turn him to the Dark Side
and that's just the beginning.

So, I'll be in your story.

 

DarthIshtar, many characters are going to be chasing you down!

 

Do you mean by orginal characters or real SW characters?


Stabbed Luke with a posin dagger, gutted him with his own lightsaber, turned him into a vampire.
Had a cave colasp on both Qui and Obi. Turned them both into vampires. Posined Obi, turned Qui to the darkside.
Leia is going to be killed in a story very soon. Has turned to the darkside a few times.
Han loses everyone dear to him.

 

Lol, they'll have to get in line behind the outraged readers cadre.

 

Neon, you seem to like the vampire theme...

 

Real SW characters. If you want to add original characters, I need to know their personalities, so just tell me a bit about them.

Neon Star, this story is going to leave you bloodless!

 

Well I've been told that I've been sort of mean to Leia.

Was it so wrong that I gave her premature gray hair and wrinkles, and then let Mara snap her neck?

 

Herman, you won't want to look in the mirror after this story!

 

I sort of tortured Luke in my story "Too much of a good thing." Every woman he ever met showed up with a child of his.

 

Well, there is the thread K.E.P.P, Kill Evil Palpy Project, which I am proud to say that I am agent #25, and we all do some pretty gruesome things in there.

Ex: tieing him to a table and stretching him to death and giving him the flesh eating virus....

 

Lets see... what have I done to a character... hmmm... Ok! Here's my list of guilty crimes:

I've tortured Palpy beyond belief since I'm Agent 15 of the K.E.P.P.
I turned Leia blind in a RR.
I separated Luke and Mara in the same RR.
I've helped create a character that drove Ani insane in a TPM AU!
I've killed Padmé, causing Ani unmeasureable grief.
I've killed the handmaidens and let Padmé find their bodies.

Thats about all I can think of for now! I'm sure there will be more character torture in the future! Especially Palpy Torture!

AQ

 

I've killed off, in various gruesome (offscreen) ways, Han, Jacen Solo, Leia, Luke, Soontir, Wedge, Iella, Myri and Syal, Rostek, Valin, Zekk, and many, many more besides-- all in the span of TWO FICS! I think I have you all beat... and I'll be interested to see what all those characters end up doing to me. Muahahahaha.

 

I think we're all sadists...

At least it's not OCs. In my ORJO novella, Though Deepening Trials, I:

Blinded the main character
Had her mother murdered by her father
Had her father killed by her master
Had her whipped
Had her captured
had her best friend driven insane
had said best friend kill herself
mauled her
killed her master and a new best friend's master
had her survive an assassination attempt by the person who later became her Padawan
had her Padawan survive an assassination attempt by her own brother
had her stabbed at her own wedding
had her husband captured, tortured, turned into a Sith
had her blasted by lightning
had her triplet daughters slaughtered by Sith
had her Padawan murdered
her padawan's husband and padawan's padawan murdered
her husband's padawan murdered
the entire jedi order exterminated
her husband murdered
her son murdered

And that's just minor plot points. All of this in 175 pages.

So, Ana Llyr would definitely want to kill me.

 

Things I've done (cheerfully and full of delighted malice ) in the various stories I've written.

To Obi-Wan: Whipped, electricuted, crushed his fingers with pliers, whipped him some more, shot with blaster, beaten with club so his shoulder and leg were broken, poured boiling oil all over him -- slowly, had demons steal his soul and make him think that Qui-Gon had repudiated him--> then had a demon take Qui's appearence and beat Obi while telling him how worthless he was.

To Qui-Gon: Captured and sold by slavers to be a gladiator, beaten, forced to watch Obi being tortured (in two different stories), made him watch all the scenes from his life where he had failed or had something bad happen to him (same story as the demons stealing Obi's soul)

I've tortured two original characters also -- one was just beaten within an inch of her life, the other was beaten then had his hand set on fire . . . If you want the details about who they were and why they were tortured, just ask.

I also started the Jedi Torturers Guild thread on this very board.


Is all that good enough to get into your story, Siri the Angel?

 

Ooh...sounds intriguing!

Lets see:

Kidnapped Obi and Qui
Tied Obi to a table.
Shocked him with electricity. (?)
Burnt him with sharp, white-hot pieces of metal. (While tied to a table)
Whipped him.
Kicked him.
Punched him.
Beat him up.
Made him watch Qui torture.

Qui-
Tied him to a concrete pole.
Shocked him with Force lightning.
Beat him up.

Made them both fight till they were ragged.

Made Obi streak. Made Qui get in trouble for it.

Hee! I would be happy to be in a Sadistic Author story!

Oh, did I mention I'm an unofficial Jedi-Hurtaholic?

EP

 

I'd say the most vicious thing I did to a character was to Kyp. I had Jag beat him senseless, and as a result, he lost Force sensitivity (go read "Of Pilots and Jedi", it'll make more sense).

 

*conciously avoids posting in thread*

 

Here's a few more! We certainly are evil people here!

I've let Luke be tortured by Darth Vader.
I've made Luke witness the destruction of his home world.
I've made Anakin leave Padmé.
I've let Mara witness the death of Luke and her daughter.
I've let Padmé be tortured and killed by Palpy.


Does any of this qualify?

AQ

 

I forgot I shaved Leia's head!

 

May I be included? Here's some of mine...

Killed Padmé twice and brought her back once as Human Replica Droid.

Squirrels attacked knawed on Simon Palpatine.. piece by piece. D

Will be killing Anakin (slowly) in one of the round robin fanfics I'm in..

And that's all I can think of right now .

I know there's more, but I can't remeber them all right now . If find any more I'll add them

 

This is sort of frightening, but...I don't think I've done anything to any of my characters that would count as torture.

Well, I did give Saché a brother just so I could kill him off and have her write about the resulting grief in her Diary...but I didn't really do that on purpose--it just happened!!
And I let Rabé think that her family was slaughtered in the Battle of Naboo...but that ended up having a happy ending, so I guess it doesn't count.


*Gasp!* Do you realize what this means?
It means I'm...nice...to my characters.


EDIT: Wait a minute! I have it!
My characters probably all hate me because of how boring their lives are! They're probably wishing they could be kidnapped, tortured, abandoned, killed, and so on so they'll have something to brag about to the other fanfic characters.
Heheh, torture by boredom.

 

Count me in!! I haven't published anything yet, but I'm writing a fic where Aurra Sing is defeated by little tiny crabs!


(tell me where to find your fic when you start writng.)