I need authors to be IN my newest story.

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  1. Siri_the_Angel Jedi Knight

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    Aug 23, 2001
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    I just had an idea for a story. Its probably been done, but it will be called 'Revnge Against the Authors'. If you've ever tortured some characters, and would like to be in the story, please post here or PM me about what you did to certain characters(not everything you did to them, just a few things).
  2. Darth_Fruitcake Jedi Master

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    Jan 18, 2001
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    WELLLL.... I sorta tied Lukie up and made him watch Barney marathons in the Torture Luke Skywalker Club....
  3. Siri_the_Angel Jedi Knight

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    Aug 23, 2001
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    Darth Fuitcake, I'm defintily using you in the story! I just hope you don't hate Barney too much....................
  4. DarthIshtar Chosen One

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    Mar 26, 2001
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    If you've ever read any of my stories, you'll know why all my characters would love to kill me.

    I've killed Rieekan
    Killed Yoda
    Tortured Han
    stabbed Leia four times (once at the hands of Mara Jade, 3 at her brother's hands)
    Turned Luke to the Dark Side
    Trained Leia as a Jedi
    Put the twins on trial for war crimes
    killed Anakin Skywalker's best friend in order to turn him to the Dark Side
    and that's just the beginning.

    So, I'll be in your story. :)
  5. Siri_the_Angel Jedi Knight

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    Aug 23, 2001
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    DarthIshtar, many characters are going to be chasing you down!
  6. Neon Star Jedi Grand Master

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    Mar 30, 2000
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    Do you mean by orginal characters or real SW characters?


    Stabbed Luke with a posin dagger, gutted him with his own lightsaber, turned him into a vampire.
    Had a cave colasp on both Qui and Obi. Turned them both into vampires. Posined Obi, turned Qui to the darkside.
    Leia is going to be killed in a story very soon. Has turned to the darkside a few times.
    Han loses everyone dear to him.
  7. DarthIshtar Chosen One

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    Mar 26, 2001
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    Lol, they'll have to get in line behind the outraged readers cadre. :)
  8. DarthIshtar Chosen One

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    Mar 26, 2001
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    Neon, you seem to like the vampire theme...
  9. Siri_the_Angel Jedi Knight

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    Aug 23, 2001
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    Real SW characters. If you want to add original characters, I need to know their personalities, so just tell me a bit about them.

    Neon Star, this story is going to leave you bloodless!
  10. Herman Snerd Force Ghost

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    Oct 31, 1999
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    Well I've been told that I've been sort of mean to Leia.

    Was it so wrong that I gave her premature gray hair and wrinkles, and then let Mara snap her neck? [face_mischief]
  11. Siri_the_Angel Jedi Knight

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    Aug 23, 2001
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    Herman, you won't want to look in the mirror after this story!
  12. MariahJade2 Former Fan Fiction Archive Editor

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    I sort of tortured Luke in my story "Too much of a good thing." Every woman he ever met showed up with a child of his.
  13. ThatJediGirl Jedi Master

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    Mar 11, 2001
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    Well, there is the thread K.E.P.P, Kill Evil Palpy Project, which I am proud to say that I am agent #25, and we all do some pretty gruesome things in there.

    Ex: tieing him to a table and stretching him to death and giving him the flesh eating virus....
  14. AngelQueen Force Ghost

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    Mar 1, 2001
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    Lets see... what have I done to a character... hmmm... Ok! Here's my list of guilty crimes:

    I've tortured Palpy beyond belief since I'm Agent 15 of the K.E.P.P.
    I turned Leia blind in a RR.
    I separated Luke and Mara in the same RR.
    I've helped create a character that drove Ani insane in a TPM AU! [face_devil]
    I've killed Padmé, causing Ani unmeasureable grief.
    I've killed the handmaidens and let Padmé find their bodies.

    Thats about all I can think of for now! I'm sure there will be more character torture in the future! Especially Palpy Torture!

    AQ
  15. Sticks Force Ghost

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    Jan 27, 2001
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    I've killed off, in various gruesome (offscreen) ways, Han, Jacen Solo, Leia, Luke, Soontir, Wedge, Iella, Myri and Syal, Rostek, Valin, Zekk, and many, many more besides-- all in the span of TWO FICS! I think I have you all beat... and I'll be interested to see what all those characters end up doing to me. Muahahahaha.
  16. DarthIshtar Chosen One

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    Mar 26, 2001
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    I think we're all sadists...

    At least it's not OCs. In my ORJO novella, Though Deepening Trials, I:

    Blinded the main character
    Had her mother murdered by her father
    Had her father killed by her master
    Had her whipped
    Had her captured
    had her best friend driven insane
    had said best friend kill herself
    mauled her
    killed her master and a new best friend's master
    had her survive an assassination attempt by the person who later became her Padawan
    had her Padawan survive an assassination attempt by her own brother
    had her stabbed at her own wedding
    had her husband captured, tortured, turned into a Sith
    had her blasted by lightning
    had her triplet daughters slaughtered by Sith
    had her Padawan murdered
    her padawan's husband and padawan's padawan murdered
    her husband's padawan murdered
    the entire jedi order exterminated
    her husband murdered
    her son murdered

    And that's just minor plot points. All of this in 175 pages.

    So, Ana Llyr would definitely want to kill me.
  17. greencat336 Jedi Grand Master

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    Jan 27, 2001
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    Things I've done (cheerfully and full of delighted malice [face_devil] ) in the various stories I've written.

    To Obi-Wan: Whipped, electricuted, crushed his fingers with pliers, whipped him some more, shot with blaster, beaten with club so his shoulder and leg were broken, poured boiling oil all over him -- slowly, had demons steal his soul and make him think that Qui-Gon had repudiated him--> then had a demon take Qui's appearence and beat Obi while telling him how worthless he was.

    To Qui-Gon: Captured and sold by slavers to be a gladiator, beaten, forced to watch Obi being tortured (in two different stories), made him watch all the scenes from his life where he had failed or had something bad happen to him (same story as the demons stealing Obi's soul)

    I've tortured two original characters also -- one was just beaten within an inch of her life, the other was beaten then had his hand set on fire . . . If you want the details about who they were and why they were tortured, just ask.

    I also started the Jedi Torturers Guild thread on this very board.


    Is all that good enough to get into your story, Siri the Angel?

  18. theEwan-Pixey Jedi Padawan

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    Jul 12, 2001
    Ooh...sounds intriguing!

    Lets see:

    Kidnapped Obi and Qui
    Tied Obi to a table.
    Shocked him with electricity. (?)
    Burnt him with sharp, white-hot pieces of metal. (While tied to a table)
    Whipped him.
    Kicked him.
    Punched him.
    Beat him up.
    Made him watch Qui torture.

    Qui-
    Tied him to a concrete pole.
    Shocked him with Force lightning.
    Beat him up.

    Made them both fight till they were ragged.

    Made Obi streak. Made Qui get in trouble for it.

    Hee! I would be happy to be in a Sadistic Author story! :)

    Oh, did I mention I'm an unofficial Jedi-Hurtaholic?

    EP
  19. Melyanna Jedi Master

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    Jul 19, 2001
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    I'd say the most vicious thing I did to a character was to Kyp. I had Jag beat him senseless, and as a result, he lost Force sensitivity (go read "Of Pilots and Jedi", it'll make more sense). :D
  20. padawan lunetta Force Ghost

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    May 15, 1999
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    *conciously avoids posting in thread*
  21. AngelQueen Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Mar 1, 2001
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    Here's a few more! We certainly are evil people here!

    I've let Luke be tortured by Darth Vader.
    I've made Luke witness the destruction of his home world.
    I've made Anakin leave Padmé.
    I've let Mara witness the death of Luke and her daughter.
    I've let Padmé be tortured and killed by Palpy.


    Does any of this qualify? [face_devil]

    AQ
  22. DarthIshtar Chosen One

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    Mar 26, 2001
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    I forgot I shaved Leia's head!
  23. DarkLady27 Jedi Master

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    Jul 26, 2000
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    May I be included? Here's some of mine...

    Killed Padmé twice and brought her back once as Human Replica Droid.

    Squirrels attacked knawed on Simon Palpatine.. piece by piece. D

    Will be killing Anakin (slowly) in one of the round robin fanfics I'm in..

    And that's all I can think of right now :mad: :p .

    I know there's more, but I can't remeber them all right now :p . If find any more I'll add them ;)


  24. princess-sari Jedi Master

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    Nov 20, 2000
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    This is sort of frightening, but...I don't think I've done anything to any of my characters that would count as torture.

    Well, I did give Saché a brother just so I could kill him off and have her write about the resulting grief in her Diary...but I didn't really do that on purpose--it just happened!!
    And I let Rabé think that her family was slaughtered in the Battle of Naboo...but that ended up having a happy ending, so I guess it doesn't count.


    *Gasp!* Do you realize what this means?
    It means I'm...nice...to my characters. :eek:


    EDIT: Wait a minute! I have it!
    My characters probably all hate me because of how boring their lives are! They're probably wishing they could be kidnapped, tortured, abandoned, killed, and so on so they'll have something to brag about to the other fanfic characters.
    Heheh, torture by boredom. [face_mischief]
  25. Alderaan_ Jedi Master

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    Aug 14, 2001
    star 4
    Count me in!! I haven't published anything yet, but I'm writing a fic where Aurra Sing is defeated by little tiny crabs!


    (tell me where to find your fic when you start writng.)
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