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FF:NSW I need your help! (and your dirty minds...)

Discussion in 'Oceania Discussion Boards' started by mle, Apr 2, 2007.

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  1. mle Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Nov 16, 2003
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    Hi there. Intrigued by the thread title? Good. I'm wiritng a movie musical (short film) and am halfway through a song. Now, this is where it starts to get interesting. The song is sung in a porn shop and the characters are looking through titles of movies.

    So here is my humble request (and it might be a bit of a laugh too...); Your mission, should you choose to accept, is to think of some popular movie titles/stories and switch them around to be the titles of porn films. Inuendo and blatant sexual references are encouraged!

    Hawk edit: this thread's served its purpose now, so I might just lock it up to prevent it going south...well, more so. ;) The PM system still exists should you want to make any more suggestions.
  2. Ki-Bara-Mundi Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Nov 27, 2000
    star 6
    I don't know how this is going to bode with the forum administration, but I'll give it a go.

    Stolen from an episode of Friends are "Good Will Humping" and "Saving Ryan's Privates". A couple of my own: "Buttman Returns", "The Flith Element", "Done In 60 Seconds", "Strictly Ball Room"... I've got more but they don't work without swearing/boarderline swearing.

    I want a co-writers credit! :p
  3. Detonating-Rabbit Jedi Grand Master

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    May 23, 2003
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    "Snatch" is a good one...wait, that actually exists...so "Porn of the Dead" is kinda all I can think of. :)
  4. hollyinlowercase Jedi Knight

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    Oct 13, 2006
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    Rocky and Bulltwinkie
    Cheech and Shlong
    Back to the Bedroom
    Looking for Ali's Undies (looking for alibrandi)
    Boobs and the Beast
    Cinderfella
    Snow White does Seven Dwarfs
    Mary does a little Lamb
    Hot Crossed Bums
    Freddy Got Fingered
    V for :Vag!na:
    Today Tonight.. And Tomorrow
    Current Affairs
    The Incredible Hunk
    American Boobies
    Bend her like Beckham
    Fun with Dick and Wayne
    Hitchhikers guide to Stacey
    Three to Tango (Bango)
  5. Scoot Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Dec 30, 2002
    star 4
    Happy Scrappy Pup.

    Ahaha but seriously, let me just load up IMDB's top 250 movies and see what I can do...

    Rear Window.
    Das Bootie.
    Butt to the Future
    V for .... :) (EDIT AHAH Holly we think the same!)
    Adult Toy Story

    Ahha im struggling!

  6. hollyinlowercase Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Oct 13, 2006
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    Open Eleven
    Open Twelve
    Austins' Powers
    Romey and Michelles High School Fusion! hahahaha
    The Girls Next Door
    Staceys movie
    Staceys movie 2
    Staceys movie 3
    American Sly
    The Coned Head
    Ready, steady, Hawk edit: yeah, I think you can guess what goes here
    Making love actually
    Santa's Claws
    The Fast and the Horniest
    The Flinch
    Home Alone (uncut)
    Batman and Larry
  7. hollyinlowercase Jedi Knight

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    Oct 13, 2006
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  8. PulsarSkate Ex-Mod

    Member Since:
    Nov 4, 2003
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    Oh I couldn't resist!


    My humble contributions are:

    Buffy the Vampire Layer and the DaVinci Load :p
  9. mle Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Nov 16, 2003
    star 3
    wow, u guys are quick. Im working some of these into my lyrics as we speak, and some of the others (which i cant rhyme in but are pure gold) will have to be in shot somehow. You guys rock.
  10. HawkNC Former RSA: Oceania

    Member Since:
    Oct 23, 2001
    star 6
    No overt swearing and no explicit sexual references, other than that it's all good. If you've got a really good one that you think might be over the line, PMs exist for a reason. ;)

    Oh, and my contributions:

    Strictly Bedroom
    South Parts: Bigger, Longer and Unclothed
    Spaceballs
  11. Darth_Berserker Jedi Master

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    Apr 12, 2005
    star 3
    beyond repenatrator< i think thats one,
    the sexorcist
    lord of the "rings": the two hours
    willy wanka and the boner factory
    pirates of the carribbean: curse of the skank girl
    black double in little china

    cant think of any right now, some of them i put are weak but il think of some more tomorow
  12. Ki-Bara-Mundi Force Ghost

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    Nov 27, 2000
    star 6
    I made some suggestions via PM.

    Good to see we've all got our minds in the gutter.

    EDIT: I meant "The Filth Element".
  13. Rebel_Padawan Force Ghost

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    Apr 11, 2003
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  14. The_Scream_Man Jedi Grand Master

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    May 1, 2000
    star 5
    whats cracking me up is I know what these are all being used for, and its gonna be hysterical :)
  15. Detonating-Rabbit Jedi Grand Master

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    May 23, 2003
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  16. Sith Magician Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Sep 14, 1999
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    I can't believe no one has mentioned Three Men and a Baby yet...
  17. hollyinlowercase Jedi Knight

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    Oct 13, 2006
    star 3
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