FF:NSW I need your help! (and your dirty minds...)

Hi there. Intrigued by the thread title? Good. I'm wiritng a movie musical (short film) and am halfway through a song. Now, this is where it starts to get interesting. The song is sung in a porn shop and the characters are looking through titles of movies.

So here is my humble request (and it might be a bit of a laugh too...); Your mission, should you choose to accept, is to think of some popular movie titles/stories and switch them around to be the titles of porn films. Inuendo and blatant sexual references are encouraged!

Hawk edit: this thread's served its purpose now, so I might just lock it up to prevent it going south...well, more so. The PM system still exists should you want to make any more suggestions.

 

I don't know how this is going to bode with the forum administration, but I'll give it a go.

Stolen from an episode of Friends are "Good Will Humping" and "Saving Ryan's Privates". A couple of my own: "Buttman Returns", "The Flith Element", "Done In 60 Seconds", "Strictly Ball Room"... I've got more but they don't work without swearing/boarderline swearing.

I want a co-writers credit!

 

"Snatch" is a good one...wait, that actually exists...so "Porn of the Dead" is kinda all I can think of.

 

Rocky and Bulltwinkie
Cheech and Shlong
Back to the Bedroom
Looking for Ali's Undies (looking for alibrandi)
Boobs and the Beast
Cinderfella
Snow White does Seven Dwarfs
Mary does a little Lamb
Hot Crossed Bums
Freddy Got Fingered
V for :Vag!na:
Today Tonight.. And Tomorrow
Current Affairs
The Incredible Hunk
American Boobies
Bend her like Beckham
Fun with Dick and Wayne
Hitchhikers guide to Stacey
Three to Tango (Bango)

 

Happy Scrappy Pup.

Ahaha but seriously, let me just load up IMDB's top 250 movies and see what I can do...

Rear Window.
Das Bootie.
Butt to the Future
V for .... (EDIT AHAH Holly we think the same!)
Adult Toy Story

Ahha im struggling!

 

Open Eleven
Open Twelve
Austins' Powers
Romey and Michelles High School Fusion! hahahaha
The Girls Next Door
Staceys movie
Staceys movie 2
Staceys movie 3
American Sly
The Coned Head
Ready, steady, Hawk edit: yeah, I think you can guess what goes here
Making love actually
Santa's Claws
The Fast and the Horniest
The Flinch
Home Alone (uncut)
Batman and Larry

 

James in Bondage!

 

Oh I couldn't resist!


My humble contributions are:

Buffy the Vampire Layer and the DaVinci Load

 

wow, u guys are quick. Im working some of these into my lyrics as we speak, and some of the others (which i cant rhyme in but are pure gold) will have to be in shot somehow. You guys rock.

 

No overt swearing and no explicit sexual references, other than that it's all good. If you've got a really good one that you think might be over the line, PMs exist for a reason.

Oh, and my contributions:

Strictly Bedroom
South Parts: Bigger, Longer and Unclothed
Spaceballs

 

beyond repenatrator< i think thats one,
the sexorcist
lord of the "rings": the two hours
willy wanka and the boner factory
pirates of the carribbean: curse of the skank girl
black double in little china

cant think of any right now, some of them i put are weak but il think of some more tomorow

 

I made some suggestions via PM.

Good to see we've all got our minds in the gutter.

EDIT: I meant "The Filth Element".

 

Free Willy

 

whats cracking me up is I know what these are all being used for, and its gonna be hysterical

 

You and me both, Scream.

 

I can't believe no one has mentioned Three Men and a Baby yet...

 

well they have now!