JCC I Remember the JCC...

...when it was just fields, with a tree here and there.

 

...at night. In my dreams. I wake up screaming.

 

Fields of gold?

 

Old Man Peabody owned all of this. Had this crazy idea of breeding pine trees.

 

Did you steal that plutonium?

 

I remember the JCC when men were men and women were men.

 

https://soundcloud.com/sloe-t/jcc-101

 

OF COURSE! FROM A GROUP OF LIBYAN NATIONALISTS! THEY WANTED ME TO BUILD THEM A BOMB! SO I GAVE THEM A SHODDY CASING FILLED WITH USED PINBALL MACHINE PARTS!

 

WTF is that awesome terribleness?

 

When Empress_Palpatine was considered a catch.

 

That's Tom's introduction for noobs.

 

Tom's black-ish?

 

lol... um, no.

 

Oh. He had that rich baritone us white folk envy. Plus he raps like a mofo.

 

Yeah, he's a rock star.

 

Has that rich baritone.

 

Never correct me, Tunes Ick. Never.

 

It's not like you can my life anymore miserable than it already is.

 

As the Virgin Mary said....come again?

 

That's got to be a clever reference of some sort.

 

Thank goodness your words are making sense again. I feared you were stroking out.

 

Off is probably more accurate.

 

Off out?

 

"I remember when this was all open farmland, as far as the eye could see. Old man Peabody owned all of this; he had this crazy idea...about breeding pine trees."