I still use a three bladed razor

I mean, now there's like razors with five blades. Do I need to keep up with the times? Am I missing out on the finer things in life? Or is it just a scam?

 

you should get a beard. all the cool kids have them.

 

Still using two bladed. I got that Protector thingy like ages ago, never saw a reason to upgrade.

 

I never shave, thus don't have a razor...

Why do you need to shave? You are female... I have never got why females need shavers, unless they are bearded ladies...

 

some of them veet.

 

***Waits for Imperial_Dork to come and bring adverts or some other Veet related object/article/phrase...

 

sam - I didn't think you were old enough to shave regularly

we shave our faces - women shave almost every other square inch of their bodies.
have you seen a naked lady before ?
have you seen a naked totally natural 100% unshaven anywhere lady ? it's unpleasant.

 

Do you not know the answer to this question????

***Hint: Very short, rhymes with toe...

 

I guess this is where we have a late-night bonding session that up's our popularity outside of the house with the voting public.


........so, never seen a naked lady through lack of opportunity or just a choice on your part ? (or are you like 14 making this conversation slightly inappropriate)

 

Me, I'm 21...

The closest I have got is the ones on the beach...

 

veet is a joke.
tried it but all it did was turn the hair on my legs into gum, they didn't come off at all; some broke in half, though.

I don't shave my arms, though. I tried once and it just looks utterly ridiculous....

 

Women have hairs on their arms and legs too...

You learn something new everyday...

 

This is a hilarious thread.
To answer Sam's original question: My razor only has three blades too. Anything more is probably just a scam.

 

I don't think it's even possible to notice the difference of more than 2 or 3 blades. I certainly don't spend my money on electric safety razors or Gillette Fusions or other such scams.

 

Who said anything about shaving?

 

well, I could give you a list of some decent websites......
......or I'll take you out for a weekend in London and be your wingman......
.........or alternatively I could take you to Soho, give you £50 and leave you to take your pick......

 

Obvioulsy you were on the wrong beaches, Dafty.
Look for a nudist beach next time...

 

I don't know if Dafty is willing to take you up--but it sounds like a good weekend to me.

 

I actually had a look at my razor lately, and it only has two blades...

 

One blade, two blades five hundred blades...

Does it make any difference...?

 

I don't know. Never made a comparison.
I got mine becasue of those saftey thingies over the blades. Shaving was a rather bloody affair with unprotected blades.

 

I told you you shouldn't have got a razor recommended by Sweeney Todd...

 

Yes.
But he looked so good, and I though: What can happen?
And then I stand under the shower with my cut off lower leg in my hand

 

What was the size of the razor to cut you whole lower leg off...

 

One of those cheap throw-aways...