I stole a new game for us to play

Piercing.

Both are hot, but piercing is so much more personal.


Annie Lennox or Pat Benetar?


(I don't think I spelled that right)

 

Benatar. Love is indeed a battlefield...


Janet or Michael?

 

Janet. Shes bootylicious.

Michael or Liz? Whose nuttier?

 

Michael. Definitely a freak. Liz is just an old drunk.

Hillary or Monica?

 

Monica. I think Hillary is the anti-christ.


Red bull or coffee?

 

Coffee. I'll never earn wings...

Horns perhaps...but never wings...


Renoir or Matisse?

 

Matisse!!!!!!!!! Henri is da master, yo. Girls from the brothels as models, indeed!


Van Gogh or Monet?

 

Monet. Claude was the instigator. Vince was just the imitator. Plus, 'e vuz French, onh, onh, onh...


Beauty and the Beast or Finding Nemo?

 

Beauty and the Beast. Tis French


Potatoes....mashed or roasted?

 

Definitely smashed, then ya can build mountains out of 'em.


Lucas or Spielberg?

 

Lucas, but only because he has us all by the tender vittles.

Grateful Dead or the Doors?

 

The Dead.

Journey or Styx?

 

Styx. Steve Perry is oh so scary.


Simpsons or the Family Guy.

 

Family Guy. Although, that's a really tough call.

Transformers or G.I. Joe?