I don't know, I just woke up here. The last thing I remember is two guys putting a burlap bag over my head, and throwing me in the back of a van. They were wearing ski masks, and on their shirts they had the names "epic" and "epic's lackey". You'd think that since they were wearing ski masks they'd be a little more secretive about who they were. Well, I suppose I'll just make the best of the situation. Where's the cheese and liquor cabinet?