I think someone here said this as a joke on 9/11. Looks like it might actually happen

From the creator of The Rock and Armageddon...

Jerry Bruckheimer's September Eleventh

Hollywood is so predictably brainless.

 

Yes Hollywood are totally Brainless.

Im waiting for the Historical account of the Al-Qaeda group attempt at assinating Bush with a killer Pretzel !!!

 

Now, that's just tastless. They should at least let give us a little time to get over it. As it is, the news stations show the footage over and over again still.

 

I'm sure it will be Oscar-worthy, just like Coyote Ugly.

AYBABTU?

 

"I love making pictures that make a difference, about people who make a difference,"
Bruckheimer said in a phone interview with United Press International Monday.

Yeah, Armageddon changed my life, man. That's when I found out just how bad a movie could be.

 

Jerry Bruckheimer is worst thing to hit Hollywood since the mandatory sequal.

 

Does nobody in Hollywood have the guts to tell Bruckheimer that his movies stink?

 

Hollywood: no brains, no balls, just d*ck.
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Obviously not. And it looks like this next project, judging from the subject matter, will be no exception.

 

This guy thinks that a good reason to release the film right now, is so we can see what our armed forces might be doing in Afghanistan!

Oh, thanks. I can watch CNN for that, I don't need you making 32 billion to inform me, thanks.

 

LMM,that just about sums Hollywood up.Couldn't have put it better my self !!!

 

Nobody in Hollywood tells him his movies stink because they make money, which is the bottom line in Hollywood, dontcha know!

And if you read the article (God, I'm defending him....) he said that it would really have to be a long time because now was too soon. I mean,the Hindenburg, Titanic and Pearl Harbour were disasters that were made into movies. So I can guarantee that in less than fifty years this WILL be a movie. Or, if Jerry B has his way, less than 10 years.

 

Yeah cause we all know how historically accurate Pearl Harbor was.

 

Yeh,same with:

Braveheart
Patriot
U5-17
Black Hawk Dawn
Titanic
ect,etc
like i said in the Black Hawk Down thread,with the millions they spend on these films, the least they can do is get there facts right and tell the hole story !!!

 

This is disgusting. I thought a movie like this would come out like 40 years from now. But no, HollyJollyWood has to make a movie right away. What a bunch of heartless b*stards. Let me guess, 2 coworkers in the WTC who are in love while the pregnant woman's other boyfriend is on one of the planes. Both of the men(Let's call them John and Robert) die. A musclebuilder NY firefighter saves the woman and marries her, and the child's name is John Robert. It's so predictable. This better not happen. People have to recover, not relieve the horror.

 

Eh. Read the article more closely...it's completely hypothetical as nothing is written at this point.

This is adding press attention to Black Hawk Down...thanks for playing

 

What does that make fans of his movies?

 

I bet Ben Affleck is in this movie.

 

LOL B'Omarr, that'll probably happen.

 

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Together they save New York and the world by destroying the Taliban mothership orbiting earth in

TWIN TOWERS OF DOOM
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Coming Soon from
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LOL

 

Maybe not, but I can guarantee there'll be an 'American Taliban' movie made before the next decade comes to pass.

 

Coming up next from Jerry Brukheimer Productions:

The story of the librarians at Columbine High School and how they heroically blocked bullets fired by Goth wannabees

Totally tasteless

 

Columbine Teacher: What are you trying to tell me? That I can dodge bullets?

Columbine Principal: No. I'm trying to tell you that when you're ready, you won't have to.

 

LMM will be appearing on Comedy Central's Night at the Improv Saturday night at 8p.m.

*applause*