JCC I think the puppy I just adopted is gay as all hell......

He won't stop licking himself and he likes to burrow himself deep into my crotch. Is there any type of anti-gay medication I can give him??

 

just let him be fabulous

 

Dogs like to roll around in dead things, because the smell of them masks their scent. It's a hunting instinct. Try manscaping or washing your junk better.

 

I have exceptionally clean and well manicured junk.

 

Just pray the gay away!

 

daww

 

that toy of his is very homosexual looking. no wonder

 

Bill, that's just how dogs say 'sup?'.

Don't feel like you have to respond in the same way and get a faceful of dogjunk. A pat on the head seems to suffice.

PS epic's right about that toy
PPS the bed's a bit gay too