i want to be scottish

Discussion in 'Scotland' started by garrettendi, Jul 25, 2002.

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  1. garrettendi Jedi Master

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    Dear Jim'll Fix It

    I want to be scottish and english at the same time.

    Please could I visit your T.V. show and be made scottish, as this is my lifetime dream and you always say on your show that you can fix anything.

    Yours i-wanna-be-scottish-ingly

    Garrett Endi

    P.S. Please?
  2. PadawanSDM Jedi Master

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    Well young man. This will have to be put before the council and you will have to pass the initiation tests.
  3. garrettendi Jedi Master

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    bring it on!

    i can take anything the scottish throw at me in my quest to be scottish*

    so just bring on the tests!

    *and english
  4. EwanMcGregorsLibido Jedi Knight

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    we'll start with the basics....

    go find yourself a chip shop that sells haggis suppers and irn-bru...

    buy one sample of each and consume.....
  5. garrettendi Jedi Master

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    couldnt i be a scotsman who's allergic to haggis?
  6. garrettendi Jedi Master

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    oh well, its better than the english blood pudding.

    //eats haggis

    //sips irn-bru

    EDIT: what now?
  7. LadyVader81 Jedi Grand Master

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    lol thats so easy (for me that would be as I am closer to Edinbrugh than London :p )

    make the test harder for him! :p
  8. PadawanSDM Jedi Master

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    Patience LV - watch and see ;)

    There's a Scottish meet soon Garrett - are you coming along?
  9. garrettendi Jedi Master

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    i live in brighton and im only 16 so i cant.

    please dont make that part of the test.

    apart from that, im prepared for anything

    //rips off tight shirt

    //flexes muscles

    throw at me all that you can
  10. LadyVader81 Jedi Grand Master

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    **throws custard pie at Garrett** [face_mischief]
  11. Shara Jedi Master

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    *throws garrettendi a kaber and smiles* Ok run, through that thing, and make sure it turns over 3 times

    *snickers with Cass, Gav, Paddy, and DD as garrettendi takes off running*
  12. garrettendi Jedi Master

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    ha ha! you think thats difficult. i train in long distance running every day!

    //runs through the thing

    //turns the other thing over three times

    there. what next.

    oh and thanks for the custard pie LV. there's good eating on one of them things.
  13. PadawanSDM Jedi Master

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    16 and you're discussing your love life on the Web - ye gods, what is the world coming to?
  14. garrettendi Jedi Master

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    im mature beyond my years

    now what next?
  15. garrettendi Jedi Master

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    can we stop it for an hour or so. i have do my running training.

    im doing five miles, so im going to log off and i'll see you after my training.
  16. PadawanSDM Jedi Master

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    Mature beyond your years?

    You act like a 17 year old?
  17. MOTs_Minx Jedi Grand Master

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    im mature beyond my years

    In who's opinion?
  18. LadyVader81 Jedi Grand Master

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    I tend to find people who think that about themselves aren't really, no offence.
  19. garrettendi Jedi Master

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    i dont really believe it anyway, but you should see how immature most men my age are compared to me, then you'll see what i mean.
  20. Shara Jedi Master

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    Garrett, umm, I hope you're strong too, cause a kaber is generally about 10+ feet tall over here, maybe more. I don't know if that's a standard size (and sorry i don't know what it is in meters or whatnot) Run all ya like, but no runner I've ever seen could pick up one of those things :D
  21. garrettendi Jedi Master

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    then prepare to be amazed as i -

    //tries to pick up caber

    - argh!

    //drops caber

    arrrrrrrrrrrgh!
  22. LadyVader81 Jedi Grand Master

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    At 16 your not a man, your still a boy.
  23. garrettendi Jedi Master

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    So your theory is that a difference of 4 years creates a drastic difference in the emotional or intellectual maturity of a person?
  24. PadawanSDM Jedi Master

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    // pops in and see immature questioning and pops out.

    Hi LV, Garrett!
  25. garrettendi Jedi Master

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    Good morning Padawan. What is my next test to become an honourary Scotsman?
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