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i want to be scottish

Discussion in 'Scotland' started by garrettendi, Jul 25, 2002.

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  1. garrettendi

    garrettendi Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Nov 19, 2001
    Dear Jim'll Fix It

    I want to be scottish and english at the same time.

    Please could I visit your T.V. show and be made scottish, as this is my lifetime dream and you always say on your show that you can fix anything.

    Yours i-wanna-be-scottish-ingly

    Garrett Endi

    P.S. Please?
     
  2. PadawanSDM

    PadawanSDM Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Well young man. This will have to be put before the council and you will have to pass the initiation tests.
     
  3. garrettendi

    garrettendi Jedi Padawan star 4

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    bring it on!

    i can take anything the scottish throw at me in my quest to be scottish*

    so just bring on the tests!

    *and english
     
  4. EwanMcGregorsLibido

    EwanMcGregorsLibido Jedi Youngling star 2

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    we'll start with the basics....

    go find yourself a chip shop that sells haggis suppers and irn-bru...

    buy one sample of each and consume.....
     
  5. garrettendi

    garrettendi Jedi Padawan star 4

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    couldnt i be a scotsman who's allergic to haggis?
     
  6. garrettendi

    garrettendi Jedi Padawan star 4

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    oh well, its better than the english blood pudding.

    //eats haggis

    //sips irn-bru

    EDIT: what now?
     
  7. LadyVader81

    LadyVader81 Jedi Knight star 6

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    lol thats so easy (for me that would be as I am closer to Edinbrugh than London :p )

    make the test harder for him! :p
     
  8. PadawanSDM

    PadawanSDM Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Patience LV - watch and see ;)

    There's a Scottish meet soon Garrett - are you coming along?
     
  9. garrettendi

    garrettendi Jedi Padawan star 4

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    i live in brighton and im only 16 so i cant.

    please dont make that part of the test.

    apart from that, im prepared for anything

    //rips off tight shirt

    //flexes muscles

    throw at me all that you can
     
  10. LadyVader81

    LadyVader81 Jedi Knight star 6

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    **throws custard pie at Garrett** [face_mischief]
     
  11. Shara

    Shara Jedi Padawan star 4

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    *throws garrettendi a kaber and smiles* Ok run, through that thing, and make sure it turns over 3 times

    *snickers with Cass, Gav, Paddy, and DD as garrettendi takes off running*
     
  12. garrettendi

    garrettendi Jedi Padawan star 4

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    ha ha! you think thats difficult. i train in long distance running every day!

    //runs through the thing

    //turns the other thing over three times

    there. what next.

    oh and thanks for the custard pie LV. there's good eating on one of them things.
     
  13. PadawanSDM

    PadawanSDM Jedi Padawan star 4

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    16 and you're discussing your love life on the Web - ye gods, what is the world coming to?
     
  14. garrettendi

    garrettendi Jedi Padawan star 4

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    im mature beyond my years

    now what next?
     
  15. garrettendi

    garrettendi Jedi Padawan star 4

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    can we stop it for an hour or so. i have do my running training.

    im doing five miles, so im going to log off and i'll see you after my training.
     
  16. PadawanSDM

    PadawanSDM Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Mature beyond your years?

    You act like a 17 year old?
     
  17. MOTs_Minx

    MOTs_Minx Jedi Knight star 6

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    im mature beyond my years

    In who's opinion?
     
  18. LadyVader81

    LadyVader81 Jedi Knight star 6

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    I tend to find people who think that about themselves aren't really, no offence.
     
  19. garrettendi

    garrettendi Jedi Padawan star 4

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    i dont really believe it anyway, but you should see how immature most men my age are compared to me, then you'll see what i mean.
     
  20. Shara

    Shara Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Garrett, umm, I hope you're strong too, cause a kaber is generally about 10+ feet tall over here, maybe more. I don't know if that's a standard size (and sorry i don't know what it is in meters or whatnot) Run all ya like, but no runner I've ever seen could pick up one of those things :D
     
  21. garrettendi

    garrettendi Jedi Padawan star 4

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    then prepare to be amazed as i -

    //tries to pick up caber

    - argh!

    //drops caber

    arrrrrrrrrrrgh!
     
  22. LadyVader81

    LadyVader81 Jedi Knight star 6

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    At 16 your not a man, your still a boy.
     
  23. garrettendi

    garrettendi Jedi Padawan star 4

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    So your theory is that a difference of 4 years creates a drastic difference in the emotional or intellectual maturity of a person?
     
  24. PadawanSDM

    PadawanSDM Jedi Padawan star 4

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    // pops in and see immature questioning and pops out.

    Hi LV, Garrett!
     
  25. garrettendi

    garrettendi Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Good morning Padawan. What is my next test to become an honourary Scotsman?
     
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