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JCC I want to Hodor you

Discussion in 'Community' started by Ender Sai, Sep 24, 2013.

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  1. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    In all the years I've been here, there is one person I remember, though apparently not well enough. There is a person who kept referring to Kate Beckinsale as "not too old", without irony or restraint. I don't know what became of him. But he was glorious. I have always remembered but never admired him. I have wished to never see his fan-made trailer for Wonder Woman, starring Kate Beckinsale, as she is not too old I think. I deeply regret that he may have received any praise or respect on these forums at all, as your fan-trailer making life deserves. In the question of who should play Wonder Woman, I feel Kate Beckinsale is just not too old.
     
  2. Saintheart

    Saintheart Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Helen Slater would be a better WW.
     
  3. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    I'm not convinced. She's possibly too old.

    Kate Beckinsale, on the other hand, would be perfect. I strongly believe this. Plus, she's not too old.
     
  4. Life

    Life Jedi Knight star 4

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    In this hypothetical Wonder Woman movie, can we put in a completely inappropriate and disturbing scene implying attempted rape of the main character by two stereotypical rednecks in the middle of a kid's movie, like in Supergirl? I strongly believe all films benefit from complete and utter disregard for your target demographic.
     
  5. Darth_Invidious

    Darth_Invidious Force Ghost star 6

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    Please...please don't summon that User That Shall Not Be Named back here. I think it's gone for good, just as it should be.

    KayThxBai...
     
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  6. Saintheart

    Saintheart Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    I agree fully, so long as Brainiac is in it for the big action scene.
     
  7. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    You'll miss the fan trailers!

    Saintheart, I agree. It should be Brainiac. I really like that character.
     
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  8. Juliet316

    Juliet316 Chosen One star 10

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    That's what YouTube's for.
     
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  9. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    Says the person responsible for linking YouTubes worst music...
     
  10. yankee8255

    yankee8255 Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    May 31, 2005
    Perhaps Ms Beckinsale could join Celtic Woman?
     
  11. Darth_Invidious

    Darth_Invidious Force Ghost star 6

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    I never watched any of his fan trailers. I figure gouging my eyes out would be a far more pleasant experience.
     
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  12. Kiki-Gonn

    Kiki-Gonn Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Thread title made me LOL.
     
  13. yankee8255

    yankee8255 Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Could Bran warg into Kate Beckinsale the way he does into Hodor?
     
  14. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Force Ghost star 8

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    Hey I know who this person is! I know who this person is!
     
  15. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    Is it Kate Beckinsale? She wouldn't be too old to be this person.
     
  16. Penguinator

    Penguinator Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    I am totally in favour of this provided you refuse to click links to pertinent information and ask us to do all the legwork.
     
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  17. Jabbadabbado

    Jabbadabbado Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    How long ago was it that Kate Beckinsale wasn't too old? By now she may well be too old.
     
  18. Saintheart

    Saintheart Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Well see Kate Beckinsale is immortal, so she's not too old I feel.
     
  19. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    Not to old for Wonder Woman, in any event.
     
  20. Darth_Invidious

    Darth_Invidious Force Ghost star 6

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    It's all on you if you people actually manage to conjure him back into the JCC with this necromancy bull ****.
     
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  21. CT-867-5309

    CT-867-5309 Force Ghost star 6

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    It's so cute that you guys are just discovering this guy relatively recently.

    LACWAC, Lit and the PT forum has had the honor of his presence for a year now.

    I managed to use this guy to set a record for most replies to a TCW episode in LACWAC. The guy put up like 20% of the posts in the thread.

    http://boards.theforce.net/threads/...cussion-thread.50009060/page-42#post-50406462

    http://boards.theforce.net/threads/...cussion-thread.50009060/page-52#post-50410327

    Duchess Satine is his Star Wars version of Kate Beckinsale.

    Yeah I know, we do not talk about Star Wars blah blah blah.

    Admit it, you like the guy. He amuses you.
     
  22. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    Well, to be fair, there's no role that Kate Beckinsale couldn't play. Indian? Check. Black? Check. Duchess Satine of fanboy-cry-inducing-Traviss-destroying Mandalore? Check.
     
  23. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Nightsister of Four Realms star 9 Staff Member Manager

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    Kate Beckinsale, starring in a movie with the worst love triangle in the history of love triangles, which is saying something since all love triangles are ****ing awful, even when they don't involve getting pregnant by your boyfriend's best friend after your boyfriend is MIA in the Battle of Britain.

    But hey, it's not a good romance without a love triangle because all romances need a challenge or something.
     
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  24. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    This has ho bearing on her age or suitability as Wonder Woman.
     
  25. Saintheart

    Saintheart Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Or on Liam Neeson's suitability to play Zeus as her father.
     
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