JCC I want to Hodor you

In all the years I've been here, there is one person I remember, though apparently not well enough. There is a person who kept referring to Kate Beckinsale as "not too old", without irony or restraint. I don't know what became of him. But he was glorious. I have always remembered but never admired him. I have wished to never see his fan-made trailer for Wonder Woman, starring Kate Beckinsale, as she is not too old I think. I deeply regret that he may have received any praise or respect on these forums at all, as your fan-trailer making life deserves. In the question of who should play Wonder Woman, I feel Kate Beckinsale is just not too old.

 

Helen Slater would be a better WW.

 

I'm not convinced. She's possibly too old.

Kate Beckinsale, on the other hand, would be perfect. I strongly believe this. Plus, she's not too old.

 

In this hypothetical Wonder Woman movie, can we put in a completely inappropriate and disturbing scene implying attempted rape of the main character by two stereotypical rednecks in the middle of a kid's movie, like in Supergirl? I strongly believe all films benefit from complete and utter disregard for your target demographic.

 

Please...please don't summon that User That Shall Not Be Named back here. I think it's gone for good, just as it should be.

KayThxBai...

 

I agree fully, so long as Brainiac is in it for the big action scene.

 

You'll miss the fan trailers!

Saintheart, I agree. It should be Brainiac. I really like that character.

 

That's what YouTube's for.

 

Says the person responsible for linking YouTubes worst music...

 

Perhaps Ms Beckinsale could join Celtic Woman?

 

I never watched any of his fan trailers. I figure gouging my eyes out would be a far more pleasant experience.

 

Thread title made me LOL.

 

Could Bran warg into Kate Beckinsale the way he does into Hodor?

 

Hey I know who this person is! I know who this person is!

 

Is it Kate Beckinsale? She wouldn't be too old to be this person.

 

I am totally in favour of this provided you refuse to click links to pertinent information and ask us to do all the legwork.

 

How long ago was it that Kate Beckinsale wasn't too old? By now she may well be too old.

 

Well see Kate Beckinsale is immortal, so she's not too old I feel.

 

Not to old for Wonder Woman, in any event.

 

It's all on you if you people actually manage to conjure him back into the JCC with this necromancy bull ****.

 

It's so cute that you guys are just discovering this guy relatively recently.

LACWAC, Lit and the PT forum has had the honor of his presence for a year now.

I managed to use this guy to set a record for most replies to a TCW episode in LACWAC. The guy put up like 20% of the posts in the thread.

http://boards.theforce.net/threads/...cussion-thread.50009060/page-42#post-50406462

http://boards.theforce.net/threads/...cussion-thread.50009060/page-52#post-50410327

Duchess Satine is his Star Wars version of Kate Beckinsale.

Yeah I know, we do not talk about Star Wars blah blah blah.

Admit it, you like the guy. He amuses you.

 

Well, to be fair, there's no role that Kate Beckinsale couldn't play. Indian? Check. Black? Check. Duchess Satine of fanboy-cry-inducing-Traviss-destroying Mandalore? Check.

 

This has ho bearing on her age or suitability as Wonder Woman.

 

Or on Liam Neeson's suitability to play Zeus as her father.