In all the years I've been here, there is one person I remember, though apparently not well enough. There is a person who slept straight on the floor, without mattress or pallet. I don't know what became of you. But you are glorious. I have always remembered and admired you. I have wished to hear of your experiences, and emulate your practices. I deeply regret that you have not received as much praise and respect on these forums as your exemplary life deserves. I will rectify that now. Show yourself. Step forth if you sleep straight on the floor, and receive every reward you are due.