Discussion in 'Community' started by Jabba-wocky, Sep 22, 2013.
The Count Of Monte Cristo?
The person you seek Wocky is probably holed up in the spinal ward of some hospital popping a daily cocktail of painkillers and anti-inflammatories. Being a noble and humble person comes at a price I would imagine.
I don't get it.
Wock, how can the person you're praising for this extraordinary act of piety know about it if you're not naming or tagging him/her in this thread?
Or is this a joke thread that you can only appreciate as per your own standards?
I'm assuming that he is morally opposed to tagging, much like how he's opposed to liking posts...
... yeah, I don't get it either.
It's because he doesn't like such modern innovations, which is why he posts on an internet messageboard.
@darthcaedus1138: It does not. What exactly are you implying?
@DarthTunick: A) stop being lazy B)turn your mattress
Also someone please explain what that crazy picture up above is supposed to mean.
I do not know their name. Consequently, I want to enlist the help of the entire JCC to find them. There is greatness among us. We should bring it into the light.
I want Ossy back too.
I think I know the name of this self-sacrificing fellow who sleeps on the floor and is inherently noble and good and a total pal.
@Jabba-wocky are you thinking of Ostrich_Stapler?
No, Penguin, it's not me this time.
Damn, I thought I had it.
I was just about to say this!!!
Not that I particularly recall. But nor am I about to dismiss the testimonies of two reliable JCers. Cadeus has also intimated that he may be the one, though. So we have two candidates.
Does anyone have evidence for the truth of either?
click on "ostrich_stapler" in jazib's post.
Just click the goddamn link.
Just read the thread I linked to and see if it rings any bells.
Geez, reading wocky's posts in that thread make it sound like he has some weird floor sleeping fetish.
Can't even use the search function. That's not very honorable.
I thought it was a tag.
But yes. Yes this is it.
Join in me in the praise of
Wockyy. If you want to sleep on the floor, then sleep on the floor. Nobody cares. Not even God. Unless you love the floor with something other than your heart. Then it's weird and people and God will care
Isn't Ostrich_Stapler the Nazi?
No, she's the woman who uses tube socks in place of maxi pads.