JCC I Want To Honor You

Discussion in 'Community' started by Jabba-wocky, Sep 22, 2013.

  1. Handmaiden Yané Manager Emeritus

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    Her username does not reference the violent act that is the stapling of ostriches. Rather, it references her love for both staplers and ostriches.
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  2. Jabba-wocky Chosen One

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    Well, Yane thank you for conveying the message.

    As for you Vivec, it is certainly not nice for you to come in here grousing and stealing the spotlight now. I made an open call to anyone who lies straight on the floor, and you kept silent all this time. Then, when we found a practitioner, you want to complain that no one praised you for a fact that you have kept hidden? Never mind that your claim seems only marginally better than Ender or Jello's, and that you haven't provided us with one of these Pakistanis that does habitually sleep straight on the floor.
  3. DantheJedi Force Ghost

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    I know she considered socks to be a good back-up for menstruation if she was ever out of maxi-pads or tampons.

    (What was that all about?)
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  4. harpua Chosen One

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    Welcome to three pages ago, Danthe.
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  5. GrandAdmiralJello Community and Lit moderator person

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    How dare you question my claim, Wocky. In another age, that would be grounds for beheading for high treason!
  6. Master_Jacen Force Ghost

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    wocky, i know of a fellow on these boards who i have witnessed with my own two eyes sleep on the floor of a laundry room, willingly and without complaint, even when better lodgings were available.
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  7. Jabba-wocky Chosen One

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    Magister Iacenorum we have already determined you are unfit. Maybe you should try to learn about sleeping on the floor from Ostrich Stapler instead of trying to steal her glory.
  8. Penguinator RPF Modinator and Batmanager

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    So now we're saying that sleeping on the floor and having a carefully thought-out philosophy about it is better than sleeping on the floor for no apparent reason?
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  9. harpua Chosen One

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    OS, if you're reading this, nobody is going to accuse you of being a nazi... we just want to catch up. Wocky would also like the opportunity to honor you, and I think he really wants to know if you sleep with a pillow... it seems important.
  10. Darth Guy Chosen One

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    Every time I read the thread title I think it's some sort of strange euphemism.
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  11. Master_Jacen Force Ghost

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    i'm not talking about me, you dolt. i'm talking about that fellow with a duct tape obsession.
  12. Handmaiden Yané Manager Emeritus

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    She did read the thread, but I'm not sure why she's not posting. Perhaps she no longer knows her login information and I forget how it works with The Move and everything.

    Anyway. I am not sure how JW will react to this, but OS actually sleeps on a mat these days. No pillow, but she stuffs the bag the mat came in and lays her head upon that instead. She still wears to bed what clothes she will wear the next day. She still doesn't have any furniture, though.

    I also don't know if anyone will believe this, but the whole bit about using a sock in place of a maxi pad is a lie. OS has never used a sock in place of a maxi pad, tampon, or any other feminine hygiene product.
  13. Lord Vivec Chosen One

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    Yes, because as we know, LOTS of Pakistanis post in the JCC that I can just summon.
  14. Jabba-wocky Chosen One

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    What.


    . . .





    what



    :(

    Yane why are you doing this to me? I must hear it from her.
  15. harpua Chosen One

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    ****ing good... that's rank. :p
  16. Darth Guy Chosen One

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    I like seeing the death of dreams. Well, wocky's dreams.
  17. GrandAdmiralJello Community and Lit moderator person

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    I see that Wocky is devastated, particularly by that last bit.

    However, I must still profess distress at insistence on using slept-in clothes.
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  18. Ender Sai Chosen One

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    In the army, Jello, I'd often wear the same clothes for a few days. Nasty in East Timor too, with the heat and humidity. It happens though. When needs dictate and all that, sport.
  19. Jabba-wocky Chosen One

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    I just feel like I want to be alone right now.
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  20. harpua Chosen One

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    Here wocky... go to your happy place...

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  21. Ramza JC Head Admin and RPF Manager

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    And, hey, if nothing else, there's always the Sokushinbutsu. Those guys perfected the honorable asceticism thing.
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  22. Lazy Storm Trooper Jedi Grand Master

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    I have no clue what this thread is about. [face_plain]
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  23. Ender Sai Chosen One

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    Do you want to be alone with or without a mattress?
  24. GrandAdmiralJello Community and Lit moderator person

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    Yes -- dictated by circumstance, not by preference. Therein lies the difference: voluntariness. One might also sleep on the floor if required, but to prefer it is folly.

    Wocky would have us think that abjuring comfort is honorable when it is unnecessary, but I say that's foolish.
  25. DarthTunick SfC Commish on an "All-Star" break

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    The Corleones would go to the mattresses.
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