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Canada I want to take over the world

Discussion in 'Canada Discussion Boards' started by Entil`Zha, Sep 30, 2001.

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  1. Entil`Zha

    Entil`Zha Jedi Master star 4

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    Well, now that that caught your attention and hopefully woke you up, we can discuss! Geez, 2 days without any new ! in front of Canada General! That's scary!

    So, who wants to help me take over the world?

    It will be a slow process but my intelligence and charisma will help and guide me along the way! First step, I need a second in command, my plans are not to be a brutal dictator but a caring leader who will work for the world's best interest and not for my own investment! MWAHAHAHA

    :) So, how's everyone today?
     
  2. Darth_Nemesis

    Darth_Nemesis Jedi Youngling star 3

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  3. Entil`Zha

    Entil`Zha Jedi Master star 4

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    Oh my, now that's entertaining!!!
     
  4. Ian_Ball

    Ian_Ball Jedi Padawan star 4

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    I`d love to help, but if your scheme fails, we`ll be in prison..hence, no episode 2
     
  5. Woofer

    Woofer Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Well he didn't say specifically which world.

    It can't be illegal to take over every single one. There must be one that is free for the taking.

    Lets find that one. Take it over and tax the people to death. That way we can all afford to see Episode II next spring as well.

    With theatre prices the way they are, its better to do that than risk missing a mortgage payment to see the movie.
     
  6. Ian_Ball

    Ian_Ball Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Woofer, I like the cut of your jib...I now declare the planet of Saturn in the name of us...sweet stuff.
     
  7. Woofer

    Woofer Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Hey Ian, you keep your hands of my jib!

    ;)

    Saturn? Ya think? I mean its pretty and all, but Saturnians are pretty broke. We need to take over a richer planet. Say one with ties to big money, like a corporation. Like... say Disney for example. Now which planet could that be?

    Oh wait. I just remembered, Saturn is a division of GM. So its got cash value now. OK. Saturn it is.
     
  8. YoungJediNiagara

    YoungJediNiagara RSA Emeritus FF Canada star 4 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Any planet is fine with me.
    But if anyone suggests Uranus.....I'm out!!!!
     
  9. Ian_Ball

    Ian_Ball Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Well, i assumed SAturn would be a good choice due to it`s asthetic qualities, and the fact that it`s huge...so we could each have a section about the size of the earth...think of the mad party on the moving day....we could just trash on side, and live on the other
     
  10. Entil`Zha

    Entil`Zha Jedi Master star 4

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    I would suggest Jupiter, we could get rich by sending coal near the core of the planet, it would either be crushed by the pressure or become a beautiful diamond... there's money to be made :)
     
  11. Ian_Ball

    Ian_Ball Jedi Padawan star 4

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    good idea...but how do we retrive these diamonds...let alone get the coal there?
     
  12. Launch

    Launch Jedi Padawan star 4

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    can i come too? I like flying space crafts
     
  13. Ian_Ball

    Ian_Ball Jedi Padawan star 4

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    everyone is welcome of course :)
     
  14. Launch

    Launch Jedi Padawan star 4

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    why thank you, now the question is, wqill you let me fly 'er?
     
  15. Ian_Ball

    Ian_Ball Jedi Padawan star 4

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    sure i will...but not a scratch ok? ;)
     
  16. Launch

    Launch Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Thanks, **hug** i promise
     
  17. Entil`Zha

    Entil`Zha Jedi Master star 4

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    Then it's settle, we'll all go to Jupiter and claim it as ours!
     
  18. Launch

    Launch Jedi Padawan star 4

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  19. Ian_Ball

    Ian_Ball Jedi Padawan star 4

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    AS far as I know no one has yet claimed Jupiter...so I think we`ll be safe legally...and I know no one lives there, so we woun`t have to be bad guys and evict anyone :)

    We`ll do well I think
     
  20. Launch

    Launch Jedi Padawan star 4

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    very well, when do we take off?
     
  21. Ian_Ball

    Ian_Ball Jedi Padawan star 4

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    ummm, well..let`s see here...I get back to the good `ol niagara region in a few days...then all the planning, and setting up etc...purchasing a craft...

    in about 50 years i think ;)
     
  22. Launch

    Launch Jedi Padawan star 4

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    thats perfect timing!!! ill only be like 65, so ill be retired, so i wont have to take any time off off work. too bad well have to leave all the old fogies on the ground, NASA would never let us take them up, lol ;)
     
  23. Ian_Ball

    Ian_Ball Jedi Padawan star 4

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    :) damn straight!

    geez...I WILL be an old fogey then...I`ll be 70!!!!!
     
  24. Launch

    Launch Jedi Padawan star 4

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    lol, awe, poor guy
     
  25. Ian_Ball

    Ian_Ball Jedi Padawan star 4

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    It`s ok..I`ll be a cool old guy :D
     
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