I was attacked!!! (Silly fic. Please read)

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  1. Jedi_KnightMariah Jedi Master

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    This is something me and my sister were talking about while she played Jedi Power Battles.
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    Qui-Gon and Plo Koon are talking in a hall.

    Mace: (runs up all dirty.) I was attaked by some Assians!

    Qui-Gon: *sigh* Mace....

    Plo: Give up! You tell us that everyday!

    Mace: But--

    He stops at the glares he's getting. He leaves to go outside.

    Mace was walking through the gardens when he heard someone say, "Hello."

    Mace spun around.

    Mace: Ahhhhh!

    He was attacked by Assains.

    Qui-Gon and Plo Koon are still talking as Mace runs up, his clothes are torn and dirty.

    Mace: Guys! I got--

    Qui-Gon: Shut up, Mace!

    Mace: (out of breath) No, really! I did this time!

    Plo: Mace, I don't believe it. Qui doesn't believe it.

    Mace: But they took all my money!

    Qui-Gon: You told me you didn't have money this moning at the resturant!

    Mace: ....Well, I had a little. But they took it all! All my money that I was saving for a vactian!!!!

    Plo: Stop it, Mace!

    Qui-Gon: Yes! Do!

    Mace: But --!

    They push him outside where the Mobbers were still.

    Mobbers: Hey! It's the guy with all the money!

    Mace: Oh, Force!

    A Hour later....

    Mace pulls himself in on the Temple floors.

    Mace: Water....Water....

    Qui-Gon: Oh, brother! Now look at 'em!

    Plo: Maybe we should let him tell us or something...you know, humor him.

    Qui-Gon: *sigh* Alright. Mace! What happened?!

    Mace: *cough* They mugged me again!

    Qui-Gon: (trying not to laugh) I'm so....sorry, Mace.

    Plo: (Thinking this is Mace's best preformence yet) Yes, we should have listened to you.

    Mace: I....You don't believe me! I can't believe it! I was MUGGED!!!!!!!

    Qui-Gon: Mm-hm. Sure you were.

    Mace: I WAS!!!!!!!

    Plo: Were not!

    Mace: Times infinaty I was!!!!!!

    Qui-Gon: Stop this fighting! (still trying not to laugh) If Mace....*snicker* believes he was mugged....he...*snicker* was.

    Mace: *growls* Then why are you laughing?!

    Qui-Gon: I...I...HA HA HA!

    Plo: mace, we just don't believe you! Go outside! There's nothing out there!

    Mace: *grumbles* I'll show you there is!

    Plo: We're right behind you, Mace!

    Mace goes outside thinking they are behind him.

    The muggers are still standing there.

    Mace: That's them! I told y- Oh no!

    The End.

    Yes, I was bored. Have anything to say?
  2. Darth McClain Arena Manager Emeritus

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    Good job, Mariah!!! It was funny!
  3. Jedi_KnightMariah Jedi Master

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  4. Jedi_KnightMariah Jedi Master

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  5. Rosemary Jedi Knight

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  6. Darth Anakin 83 Force Ghost

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  7. Jedi_KnightMariah Jedi Master

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  8. Jedi_KnightMariah Jedi Master

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    UP so Owe-me can read like promised!!!!!
  9. BannedOnTheGauntlet Jedi Knight

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  10. Owe-me-one Perogi Jedi Master

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    well i didnt know you cared that much, i mean im not that great, i only have 1 star you have 4!!

    and your are a fantastic writer!!
    and i love the story!!
  11. Jedi_KnightMariah Jedi Master

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    Awww! Thanks! You're cool! You and me both like Gambit...*goes off into daze* *sigh*
  12. Julie Moderator Emeritus

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    Very funny. Its always great to see those guys teased by an author!
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