I was attacked!!! (Silly fic. Please read)

This is something me and my sister were talking about while she played Jedi Power Battles.
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Qui-Gon and Plo Koon are talking in a hall.

Mace: (runs up all dirty.) I was attaked by some Assians!

Qui-Gon: *sigh* Mace....

Plo: Give up! You tell us that everyday!

Mace: But--

He stops at the glares he's getting. He leaves to go outside.

Mace was walking through the gardens when he heard someone say, "Hello."

Mace spun around.

Mace: Ahhhhh!

He was attacked by Assains.

Qui-Gon and Plo Koon are still talking as Mace runs up, his clothes are torn and dirty.

Mace: Guys! I got--

Qui-Gon: Shut up, Mace!

Mace: (out of breath) No, really! I did this time!

Plo: Mace, I don't believe it. Qui doesn't believe it.

Mace: But they took all my money!

Qui-Gon: You told me you didn't have money this moning at the resturant!

Mace: ....Well, I had a little. But they took it all! All my money that I was saving for a vactian!!!!

Plo: Stop it, Mace!

Qui-Gon: Yes! Do!

Mace: But --!

They push him outside where the Mobbers were still.

Mobbers: Hey! It's the guy with all the money!

Mace: Oh, Force!

A Hour later....

Mace pulls himself in on the Temple floors.

Mace: Water....Water....

Qui-Gon: Oh, brother! Now look at 'em!

Plo: Maybe we should let him tell us or something...you know, humor him.

Qui-Gon: *sigh* Alright. Mace! What happened?!

Mace: *cough* They mugged me again!

Qui-Gon: (trying not to laugh) I'm so....sorry, Mace.

Plo: (Thinking this is Mace's best preformence yet) Yes, we should have listened to you.

Mace: I....You don't believe me! I can't believe it! I was MUGGED!!!!!!!

Qui-Gon: Mm-hm. Sure you were.

Mace: I WAS!!!!!!!

Plo: Were not!

Mace: Times infinaty I was!!!!!!

Qui-Gon: Stop this fighting! (still trying not to laugh) If Mace....*snicker* believes he was mugged....he...*snicker* was.

Mace: *growls* Then why are you laughing?!

Qui-Gon: I...I...HA HA HA!

Plo: mace, we just don't believe you! Go outside! There's nothing out there!

Mace: *grumbles* I'll show you there is!

Plo: We're right behind you, Mace!

Mace goes outside thinking they are behind him.

The muggers are still standing there.

Mace: That's them! I told y- Oh no!

The End.

Yes, I was bored. Have anything to say?

 

Good job, Mariah!!! It was funny!

 

Thanks!

 

Up.

 

`Cute

 

Funny

 

Thanks guys!

 

UP so Owe-me can read like promised!!!!!

 

hilarious!

 

well i didnt know you cared that much, i mean im not that great, i only have 1 star you have 4!!

and your are a fantastic writer!!
and i love the story!!

 

Awww! Thanks! You're cool! You and me both like Gambit...*goes off into daze* *sigh*

 

Very funny. Its always great to see those guys teased by an author!