I was trying to figure out which 5 nutters voted me "cutest BB" when...

..I realized it was for some guy named "souderan".

I didn't even make the list. How sad is that?


JR, ftw!

 

I have no idea who this un-capitalised, gappy, un-hyphenated, period-ending obi wan jr. is.

I lose too.


-JR

 

On the plus side, my column is at least one of the blue ones.

 

It was nice when I thought it was me for a bit there, though. For all of like 5 seconds, I felt like I was as cute as Jay. And then reality set in. Now that I realize that it's just a shallow clone, the pain is even worse.

 

There, there. Don't cry, Bri.
DelTom voted for you, my friend.


-JR

 

I feel so special. At least we're all cuter than SWA. I'd hate to be the guy who's not cuter than SWA. I mean, he'd probably want to go emo and cut himself.

 

Hey, you just a vote, Suz!


-JR

 

Okay, I lied, Souds. Sorry.
DelTom actually voted for Ev.

Ophelia voted for souderan, even though she didn't know who he was.


-JR

 

Ophelia loves me! Yay!!

 

I voted for myself since nobody else was going to.
Plus I wasn't going to say that one of you was cute.

 

I still haven't voted. Hmm...